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1. Is That a Gun In Your Pocket Or...That's a Gun In Your Pocket by Elpie (Horribibble) for RaccoonLoon

   Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Sep 2014

   Tags

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   • Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
   • Derek Hale
   • Stiles Stilinski
   • Scott McCall
   • Laura Hale
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Assassins & Hitmen
   • Alternate Universe - Assassins & Hitmen
   • Guns
   • Derek with Guns
   • Like a Shitload of Guns
   • The Hale Family
   • Pablo Neruda - Freeform
   • Derek is a Good Boyfriend
   • Zip Ties
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Alternate Universe - Romantic Comedy

   Summary

   Derek Hale is the best boyfriend.
   He's sweet. He's funny. He recites Pablo Neruda completely unprovoked.
   He also happens to be in the murder business. But hey, nobody's perfect.

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   A romantic comedy with guns and roses.
   (Well, maybe not the roses.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,163

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   2/2

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