Elpie (Horribibble)
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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Human Resources for Idiots by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jan 2025
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Lan Xichen was trying to be thoughtful when he hired a temp to accompany his uncle to the Cultivation Conference in Jinlintai. Neither he nor Lan Wangji could make it, and he knows Lan Qiren despises these things on a good day.
Wei Wuxian is not that sort of temp.
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A Pair of Keys and Parakeets by Elpie (Horribibble), Wearydress
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Feb 2024
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Kaveh is the Light of Kshahrewar, the star Architect of Sumeru, the master designer of the Palace Alcazarzaray. He's spent his youth building a reputation for his creative vision and keen aptitude for puzzles. The trade-off is that he can be somewhat forgetful--like when he leaves his housekey at home.
Or forgets to take his birth control.
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In which Kaveh and Alhaitham learn responsible communication and mutual respect the hard way from opposite dimensional ends of a teapot.
Featuring far more people than either of them thought they'd ever invite to a party..
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Communal Child-Rearing and Other Diplomatic Necessities by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2023
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Wen Ruohan isn’t necessarily bad with children—he’s just never had any reason to spend much time with them.
Which leaves him entirely unprepared for Wei Ying and his particular method of problem solving.
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Wen Ruohan adopts a baby genius who causes nothing but chaos, and this somehow fixes everything.
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Prenups and Pelicans by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2022
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Jiang Yanli is the nicest person on the planet.
She does not deserve to be ditched by her bridal party in some stupid Jin attention grab.Wei Ying's the Maid of Honor, now. His butt looks better than Jiang Cheng's in this stupid expensive dress.
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Wei Ying meets the love of his life while on the warpath, in a bridesmaid's dress.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
24 May 2022
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The Merry Wives of Witchers by Elpie (Horribibble), FlitShadowflame, MessengerGabriel, Wearydress
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, wit - Fandom
05 Feb 2021
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Bullen Week Prompts by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
28 Nov 2015
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Campfire Stories from Camp Boomerang by them_fatale_11
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
29 Oct 2025
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A Zukka summer camp AU that took on a life of its own.
Fics can be enjoyed separately but will be best when read in order. Strong recommend on at least reading “Heaven is not Fit” first. But you do you!
Titles from Hozier songs because no one does horny and sacrilegious like Hozier.
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01 Oct 2025
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Ikanaide (Don't Go) by Ezray
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Mar 2025
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Log On?
Izuku gazes at the words on his computer screen. Following a random link into what seems to be an unmarked chat server of some kind is probably a bad idea, but curiosity is a powerful thing, and even the worst ideas seem attractive at 3AM in a darkened room with lofi playing in the background.
After joining a random server one night, Izuku finds himself quickly building a new friendship he absolutely doesn't want to let go of.
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25 Mar 2025
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The Reef by ParanoidPotato
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Nov 2024
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“Wait… so I was pulled off of a shark project to work with predatory merfolk?” Kirishima blinked slowly. That couldn’t be right.
Mina smiled sweetly. “No, honey. You were pulled off of a shark project to work with him.” She pointed towards the tank.
Turning his head to look towards the tank his heart dropped into his stomach. The fins poking out of the water said it all. Predator. Power… Shark. “Tiger shark.”
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06 Feb 2025
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Learning to Live Again by AisforAmy71
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Aug 2024
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Izuku thinks he is done with his life. He has nothing left to live for so it's best for everyone if he makes his exit in the most calm and dignified way he can manage. Easy, Right?
Then his doorbell rings.
(Very loosely based on the idea from the book, "A Man Called Ove" by Fredrik Backman)
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03 Nov 2024
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Proof You've Been Ruined (Tenderness Offered) by ghostwriterofthemachine for KitsuneNyxx
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Jun 2024
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Two bound, wild things kneel before the king, and Shouto wonders how long it will take them to realize that it’s always all about power, with his father.
They are both beaten, injured, probably starving. Even on their knees, the blond one is listing to one side, putting weight on his companion to keep himself upright. The second, whose hair is darker, has blood dripping into his left eye and dirt matted into his curls. He braces himself ramrod straight to keep the blond one from falling over.
They are bent, but not broken. Shouto suspects that will change.
King Todoroki Enji captures the two successors of his greatest rival.
Make no mistake: this is a story about gentleness.
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