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|| Jericrew ||
Redhead has changed Markus’s name to RoboJesus
RoboJesus: Ok...?
Blondie: Fits you well, Markus.
Redhead: All hail our lord and Savior; RoboJesus.
RoboJesus: Dear god-
Forgotten: God indeed.
RoboJesus: Idk if i should be flattered or scared.
Blondie: I guess you’ll never know.
RoboJesus: . . .
RoboJesus has changed Blondie’s name to Terrifying cutie.
Terrifying cutie: I-
Redhead: Markus, your gay is showing.
Forgotten: Wait until Connor sees this.
RoboJesus: Go ahead, tell him. He also agrees Simon is terrifying but cute.
Terrifying cutie: stawp úwù
Redhead: What have you done...Simon is doing that weird ‘uwu’ face now!
Terrifying cutie: Ok first of all! It’s not weird, second, what’s the problem with that?
Redhead: It’s disgustingly annoying.
Best detective: You mean disgustingly cute?
Redhead: CONNOR?!
Forgotten: CONNOR!
RoboJesus: Hey babe.
Terrifying cutie: CONNOR
Best detective: Hello Markus!... and everyone else in this groupchat.
Forgotten: oof-
Best detective: Did you three actually forget I was in this chat?
Redhead: No.
Forgotten: No
RoboJesus: Yes
Terrifying cutie: Maybe.
Redhead: Wait, Markus forgot Connor was in the chat?
RoboJesus: No, ofc not. I was answering the question for YOU guys. Not myself.
Redhead: You bitch
Best detective: Hey! Do not dare call the love of my life a BITCH! My boyfriend is very loyal and honest and that’s why I love him. So I will slit your android throat if you DARE hurt him!
Forgotten: oh shit- someone’s mad.
Redhead: wanna try me @Best detective bitch?
Best detective: Are you sure you wanna try me? You are fighting a high leveled RK series android...
Redhead: I do not give one shits!
Best detective: Ok it’s on. Meet me at the main entrance.
Best detective went offline.
Redhead went offline.
Forgotten: Markus do something!
RoboJesus: Do what exactly? I was about to prepare popcorn.
Terrifying cutie: You can’t let this happen! You know, no violence? REMEMBER?!
RoboJesus: Mmm...not entirely convinced. I don’t wanna miss out those lovely abs of Connor’s...
Forgotten: ew
Terrifying cutie: Pls! We’ll do anything!
Forgotten: Wait- What! I never agreed to this-
RoboJesus: You didn’t? Ok well, I guess i’ll just watch the fight
Terrifying cutie: Josh What have you done
Forgotten: OK FINE! We’ll do anything!
RoboJesus: Anything?
Terrifying cutie: YES ANYTHING
RoboJesus: ok, you got me there. I’ll stop the fight :)
Terrifying cutie: phew! Thank you...
RoboJesus went offline.
Forgotten: you know when Markus does the ‘ :) ‘ we’re gonna get it.
Terrifying cutie: Ik... welp we’re screwed.
Forgotten: Hey! You were the one who put me in this mess!
Terrifying cutie: Do you really want to see North glare at everyone of us when she loses?
Forgotten: ...No
Terrifying cutie: Exactly.
Forgotten: Whatever, if we’re doing some stupid hard ass task, I am putting the blame on you.
Forgotten went offline.
Terrifying cutie: ...
Terrifying cutie: Welp, this is gonna be a loooong day
Terrifying cutie went offline.