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Mum: before everyone gets carried away at the aquarium I just want to confirm that we all did our readings for tomorrow 

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: (⊙＿⊙')

MasterChef: (⊙＿⊙')

Mum: omigod

Mum: you didn't do the readings did you?

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: we had readings????

Mum: omigod

MasterChef: but we've never gotten those before have we?

Gaymer Rights: the little blue booklets they gave js Aruru? In Analysis?

MasterChef: ohhhhhhhhh 

MasterChef: yeah I lost mine ( 〃．．)

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: oof mood

Mum: omigod

Mum: guys this is due tomorrow 

MasterChef: maybe we can finish it after going to the aquarium

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: SLEEPOVER STUDY PARTY \(^o^)/

MasterChef: SLEEPOVER STUDY PARTY \(^o^)/ 

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: \(^o^)/ *.*.* \(^o^)/

MasterChef: (ﾉ^_^)ﾉ(ﾉ^_^)ﾉ

Mum: how does this always happen

Gaymer Rights: to be fair they've been really busy all week

MasterChef: PLANNING AQUARIUM TRIPS IS HARD 

Mum: ...

Mum: Misora have you at least done something 

Tiredtm is typing...

Tiredtm is typing...

Tiredtm is typing...

Tiredtm: yes

Mum: omigod

Gaymer Rights: I don't think I've ever seen someone lie that badly through text I'm kind of impressed 

Tiredtm: look 

Tiredtm: they needed my help planning the aquarium trip! Remember what happened last time we left Aruru and Lalafin in charge of something?

Mum: so lemme get this straight 

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: says the gayest person here lmao

Mum: you helped them plan the aquarium tripbut you didn't remind them to do their schoolwork that will contribute to our overall grade and in the process you forgot to do your own

Mum: also Lalafin you're on thin ice here

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: ◑.◑

Tiredtm: well when you phrase it like that uhhh yeah

Tiredtm: this is bad

Gaymer Rights: I did my readings babe ♡＾▽＾♡

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: GAY

Tiredtm: babe?

Mum: Shizuha thank you. The rest of you have to stay behind to finish 

MasterChef: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;;A;;

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: Tsukasaaaaaa whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Mum: because you didn't finish your homework is why and I still remember what happened last time you two stayed up

MasterChef: so we're not going to the aquarium AND we're not having a Sleepover Study Party 

MasterChef: (T⌓T)

Gaymer Rights: that is a bit harsh considering how long they took to put this together

Almighty Rabbit Zoid sent AruruCrying.png

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: LOOK YOU'VE MADE HER CRY

Mum: I'm not budging guys we need to stop doing these last minute

MasterChef: BUT THE AQUARIUM 

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: TSUKASA YOU CAN'T DO THIS LESBIANS LOVE AQUARIUMS

MasterChef: LESBIANS NEED THE AQUARIUM 

Mum: which is why Shizuha and I will go while you three get to work

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: GAY

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: but also kind of unfair that you two are leaving us out so you can make out behind a dolphin tank or whatever

Mum: NJAJSJSH THAT'S LITERALLY NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING 

Mum: ALSO THIN ICE LALAFIN WE DON'T MAKE OUT

Gaymer Rights: at least not behind the dolphin tank anyways 

Tiredtm: ??????

MasterChef: I think everyone deserves to make out behind the dolphin tank \(^o^)/

Tiredtm: so I'm the only one wondering about the babe thing? and them makingout? we're gonna just ignore that?

Mum: yes, we are

Mum: do your homework 

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: this is so homophobic omg

MasterChef: Shizuha you're really leaving us behind ;A;

Almighty Rabbit Zoid sent AruruCrying.png

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE YOUR KIDS BEHIND SHIZUHA 

Gaymer Rights: well

Mum: omigod Shizuha pls 

Gaymer Rights: I don't think going for a little while would hurt

MasterChef: \(^o^)/

Mum: guys

Tiredtm: it did take aaaggeess to organise 

Tiredtm: and Lalafin and Aruru will probably fall asleep if we force them to do work rn

Tiredtm: plus 

Tiredtm: it's the aquarium Tsukasa

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: LESBIANS LOVE AQUARIUMS 

Mum: ...

Mum: you know what

Mum: fine

Almighty Rabbit Zoid: \(^o^)/ *.*.* \(^o^)/

MasterChef: \(^o^)/ *.*.* \(^o^)/

Mum: but I'm NOT dealing with sleep deprived Aruru and Lalafin that's all on you Misora 

Tiredtm: sigh but fair

MasterChef: LET'S GO MAKE OUT BEHIND A DOLPHIN TANK 

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Kochokasa made Intervention chat

Kochokasa changed name to The Braincell

The Braincell added 3 others

The Braincell : so I think it's time we had an intervention

Enabler 3 : …

Enabler 3 : in my defence

Enabler 1 : I asked Tsukasa to make this chat so we could discuss how to help Aruru

Enabler 3 : oh 

Enabler 3 : so this isn't about the fact that I was so busy playing Overwatch that I haven't slept in two days?

The Braincell : you haven't WHAT???

Enabler 3 : Aruru has a problem?

The Braincell : Shizuha

Enabler 2 : ohhhh (*｀▽´)_旦~~ teaaa

Enabler 2 : wait hang on how are we gonna tell who's who

The Braincell : our profile pictures? Look let's get to this before we get off topic

The Braincell : besides I numbered you from biggest to least enabling

Enabler 1 : ?????

Enabler 2 : (*｀▽´)_旦~~

Enabler 1 : I'm a bigger enabler than Lalafin??? LALAFIN???

The Braincell : on Monday you helped Aruru jump out of a window on the second floor

Enabler 1 : …

Enabler 1 : I see your point

Enabler 2 : ohhhhh that was FUUUUUUNNNN! Let's do it again without a crashmat

The Braincell : omigod 

Enabler 3 : I think we might have deviated slightly but Lalafin has a point putting some signifiers might be fun?

The Braincell : fine, if it'll get us on topic

Enabler 1࿉∥ : i'm sensing some intense favouritism here

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : *intense lesbianism

The Braincell : can you STOP

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : can you stop??

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : being whipped (｀▽´)

♤Enabler 3♡ : i definitely can't  ♡＾▽＾♡

Enabler 1 ࿉∥ : omigod this is so gay

Enabler 2 (=^_^= ): OMIGOD THIS IS SO GAY

The Braincell : HGGWGGEGEHEH ON TOPIC

The Braincell : ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND'S RELATIONSHIP ISSUES 

The Braincell : MISORA

Enabler 2 (=^_^= ): with Akira????? ohhh so much tea today

♤Enabler 3♡ : hang on Yukishiro-san did something?

Enabler 1࿉∥ : well kinda not really but that's the problem 

Enabler 1࿉∥ : I don't think those two realise theyre dating

Enabler 2 (=^_^= ): OHHHH WE'RE GONNA MATCH MAKE

♤Enabler 3♡ : why would we call in an intervention though? Did something happen or?

The Braincell : Misora wanted to call it that so it didn't sound like meddling 

Enabler 1࿉∥ : UM

Enabler 1࿉∥ : FIRST of all you agreed to calling it an intervention 

Enabler 1࿉∥ : SECOND I'm her best friend so it's not meddling we're intervening

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : so basically SHIPPING

Enabler 1࿉∥ : basically tbh

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : OHHHH WHAT WOULD THEIR SHIP NAME BE

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : PLATINUMGOLD???

♤Enabler 3♡ : am I the only one seeing the irony of Misora being the one to call out Aruru about not realising she has a girlfriend?

The Braincell : oh definitely not but I already tried and she keeps deflecting 

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : YUKISUKI

Enabler 1࿉∥ : I'm the one deflecting kochokasa ???

The Braincell : not relevant to the discussion

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : AKIRURU

♤Enabler 3♡ :what makes you think she needs help?

♤Enabler 3♡ : also 

♤Enabler 3♡ : arukira?

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : YEEESSSS THAT SOUNDS PERFECT

Enabler 2 (=^_^=) : TSUKASA CHANGE THE CHAT NAME TO ARUKIRA SHIPPERS

Enabler 1࿉∥sent screenshotarukira.png 

♤Enabler 3♡ : oh that is not good

Kochokasa : two days????

Mrs. Ebisu : ( 〃．．)

Kochokasa : how were you even able to go to class today

Kochokasa : everything okay?

Mrs. Ebisu : I'm fine really

Mrs. Ebisu : just got a little carried away

Mrs. Ebisu : but if you're worried you can always come to check on me 

Kochokasa : jgfhhhh you really need to stop doinf that

Mrs. Ebisu : doing what?

Kochokasa : you know what

Mrs. Ebisu : (´꒳`)

Kochokasa : i'll be there in a bit just gotta make sure Lalafin doesn't catch me again 

Mrs. Ebisu : see you in a bit

Mrs. Ebisu : love you

Kochokasa : Shizuha

Mrs. Ebisu : (´꒳`)