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- The Beta Chads group chat. -
EB: and that’s what happened and that’s why my evil doppelganger is terrible and foul and has to be put down for good!!
EB: thank you everyone for listening to my ted talk.
TT: Hm.
TT: She doesn’t sound particularly evil though.
TT: She does sound slightly mischievous.
TT: And perhaps a little emotional unstable.
TT: You told me she made very clear that she is part of you right?
TT: Excuse me.
TT: Part of you.
TT: I wonder what that tells about you though.
TT: But anyway.
TT: What are some actual evil things did she did though?
EB: what!
EB: she’s terrible!
EB: she told me all those mean things.
EB: and this has nothing to do with me!
EB: she’s crazy and she’s a liar.
EB: she’s not part of me, she’s only a faker, a sham, a villain.
EB: she’s not even good enough to be my faker.
TT: Of course.
TT: Unfortunately now a whole forest will be destroyed only so your Sonic reference can make sense.
TT: Also you understand Shadow, the arguably fake one, was the one who said that line right?
TT: It’s very important for me that you know what you are implying here, June.
TT: And you keep mentioning all these things she told you.
TT: But you refuse to transcribe.
EB: it was personal ok?
EB: and she also hm...
EB: messed up my room?
EB: broke my window?
EB: also i didn’t actually played that game.
EB: it’s nerd stuff.
TT: Oh June you break my heart to say Sonic Adventure 2 (2001) is nerds stuff.
TT: Dirty fake gamer girl.
EB: what can i say? being a fake gamer girl is trans culture. :B
TT: Absolutely.
TT: Anyway you’re telling me she’s evil because she told you mean things, broke your window and messed up your room?
EB: she also took over the narrative.
TT: The narrative?
EB: yeah.
EB: the narrative
you’re lying.
you know i’m not “in control” of the narrative and you know my role is merely as to tell events in pretty light purple while at the same continuously roasting you.
i didn’t made jake have a mental breakdown, he did so because he was holding emotions for way too long. there is only one person that i’m in control of their actions and it’s myself.
TT: That sounds far fetched.
EB: it’s true!
no, it isn’t. -_-
EB: can’t you see how much more purple the narrative is?
EB: instead of the usual black.
EB: it’s light purple all around!
EB: unlike your good and cool purple.
EB: aime has evil purple.
TT: …
TT: I’m flattered that you think my purple is better than hers.
TT: But I don’t feel like i have enough dots for this sentence.
thank you rose.
turntechGodhead entered the group chat.
TG: yeah june
TG: you know the narrative isnt real
TG: its some made up bullshit
TG: made up just like santa
TG: made up just like gender
TG: made up just like ethical consumption under late capitalism
TG: made up just like kamala harris
EB: i’m pretty sure one of these exists.
gardenGnostic entered the group chat.
GG: yeah santa is real :B
GG: also i’m sorry i missed her june :c
GG: when i got home she was long gone and i couldnt help you
GG: if i was there this evil doppelganger of yours would know whats good ù.ú
GG: some good old harley strife and two
TT: I still don’t think she is evil.
EB: ugh, rose what do you have on defending amie now?
EB: are you an amie stan?
EB: an amie apologist?
EB: she’s evil!
EB: her name means amygdala for fuck’s sake.
EB: have you ever met a good person named after the part of the brain that rules after fear?
TG: oh you watched vriskas video?
EB: yeah it was really good.
EB: i never had saw em before, but she makes some really good game reviews.
EB: that also weirdly fit very well into my personal life?
EB: is this some method of foresight?
EB: oracle of video game reviews?
EB: haha i thought her wife was the seer though.
TT: Anyway.
TT: Would you call my dear other self, Jasprosesprite squared evil?
EB: no?
EB: she’s just like.
EB: tricky and mischievous.
EB: she’s really cool and fun.
EB: unlike aime which is terrible and evil.
TT: Well well well.
TT: Well.
TT: Well!
EB: well?
TT: Well?
TT: Don’t you think it’s a little hypocritical to think my doppelganger, my very “mischievous” and totally not evil lesbian catgirl self running around, flirting with every girl she sees, telling everyone about feelings I have very repressed and would carry them to the grave if it was not for the fact that she is just out there, screaming to the world all of my pains and traumas and coping mechanism in the way of flirting?
TT: And being sincere?
TT: And talking about feelings?
TT: What are even those?
TT: Sounds pathetic to me.
TT: Wouldn’t you agree Juniper Margaret Egbert?
TT: I’d say you have a very similar similar case in your hands!
TT: Hypocrite.
TT: Clown.
EB: …
wow.
you know it’s funny rose said all that.
i ship you with jasprose actually. :)
TT: Yes.
TT: Dot dot dot is a very correct response.
TT: Dot me until you run out of them and has to beg Vriska for her eight folded dots.
TT: Lest I don’t know you all that well and your dot reserves run deeper than i know of?
EB: …
EB: what?
TT: Yes, just like I thought.
TT: Dot all you want for as far as I can see your doppelganger Aime Penélope Gdaala is no bigger villain than my own.
TT: Which is called Jasprosesprite Annabeth Squared by the way.
EB: i see you’re taking a liking in extending people’s names.
TT: Yes, but you don’t get to laugh at it.
TT: Goodbye.
tentacleTherapist logged the absolute fuck out of this.
TG: geez
TG: that was rough
EB: :/
TG: its fine
TG: i guess shes just frustrated how
TG: well i guess we all treated jasprose like some joke
TG: like not a joke
TG: but more as this cool girl that has everything figured out and loves women
TG: i guess we never saw how
TG: rose and jasprose are different people
TG: but they still share a lot
TG: and i guess rose was just frustrated at seeing herself
TG: but also so different
TG: she told me she wasnt kidding about how she wanted to kill jasprose and how she was already coming up with the methods and the monologue
TG: but she also told me eventually she realized she was just jealous
TG: how is it fair that jasps get to run around and do all the things rose wish she could, but is too insecure to?
TG: well she didn’t told me all that
TG: but i kinda figured it out
TG: i was the “prime dave”
TG: and i know davesprite kinda felt the same
TG: she’s gonna be fine
TG: she might just be a bit furious
GG: gosh
GG: i don’t think i ever realized she felt like that?
GG: and i guess i was also the “prime jade” to jadesprite
GG: well until we eventually became one
GG: so i know how she felt
EB: …
EB: i’m sorry.
TG: you got nothing to apologize to me girl
TG: just rose
TG: and shes not even mad at you specifically
TG: she just vented about something that has been making her mad for ages now and you just brought it to surface
TG: you should dm her though
GG: yeah
GG: i agree with dave
GG: you didnt do anything that wrong?
GG: and yeah you should text her :c
EB: i tried?
EB: she’s not answering though?
EB: weird.
…
TT: I did heard a lot about you.
TT: Although the narrator was a reliable one, she was not very well versed in telling stories.
TT: So tell me, miss Gdaala. What brings you to my humble direct messages?
BE: rose, please drop the facade.
BE: and don’t pretend you’re not angry.
BE: i’m not here to antagonize you.
BE: you might not know me, but i still know you very well.
BE: i’m-
BE: not feeling well either.
BE: and i don’t want to pretend i am.
BE: can i just visit you to talk properly
TT: This is a surprise.
TT: I must say I expected a different role in this narrative from you miss Gdaala.
BE: please just call me aime.
TT: Yes, I will.
TT: Pardon me from expecting different from you.
TT: The likes of you don’t come with simple desires like venting and seeking for comfort.
BE: my likes?
BE: you can just say original characters.
TT: Of course.
TT: Again when June told me she had a “evil doppelganger running wild” I didn’t expect you.
TT: I must admit I love the origin of your name.
TT: It’s a rather delicious word in the mouth.
BE: haha.
BE: thank you. :B
BE: anyway see ya, i’m coming at you.
TT: I will wait patiently.
bloodborneEmissary tenderly logged out.