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kokichi ouma was sitting at the dinner table
there was food on the table, because why would he sit at the table without dinner
obviously because he's a rat
so he was sitting at the table with his friends chiaki and some other people
so kokichi was about to eat some good fucking food when his friend chiaki was like
"kokichi im writing a book"
"i dont care"
"your character mizoko akagi i need info"
"what info"
"personality and looks because im gonna pu t ur character in my book"
"please no chiaki"
"shut up"
chiaki said, she was mad now that kokichi would not give her the required info to mak eh er book because it was gonna be a kinky danganronpa self insert thing so yes
kokichi put down his food he was eating, fried tide pods with dead memes at the side and souls of children because he is satan
the othern people at the tbale were looking at him and chiak was mad and there was gonna be a fight
"chiak ur so mean" kokichi begant o cry
there was no fight but onyl 11037 decibel crying
it was so loud it reached 11037 decibels and 11037 salammed the table
"cockitchy shut ur bitch ass up" he said
"give ur sister ru charadcter info"
sayak was the mom and she was sittingi n the corner crying because 11037 is gonna divorce her
"or ill beat u" leon said
"waht no-"
"i didnt ask for ur reaction fucker"
"wait dad no please im sorry-"
"give ehr the charactre info"
"no"
"bitcfh are u fucking retarded cockitchy"
"i will beast ur ass"
cockitchy started crying cuz 11037 was trheating hin and he sucked his tears back up into his face like 5 minutes later when everyone went deaf
so like kokichi stood up out of his chair and he did the scary face that nicob screamed at and said "fuck me sideways"
"im done with y'all shit im gonna vore the table"
when cockitchy said that evryone was in huge shock
sayakj wentinto cardiac arrest
11037 commited the 1,000 blows
chiak was sittin down still waiting for character info but she went into shock
"ckitchy no please i spent money on that shit"
"too bad chiak"
kokichi grabbed the table and started inahling that shit lke people that do mukbangs enhale their fucking food
"finally some good fucking food" he thought
"oh my god can u eat pussy like that" sayak shouted while she had a seizure
kockitchi kept voring the table cuz he is a blac k hole actaully have i told u that hes part black hole part furry and shit yeah
kokitchi vored the table and teh table was gone, reduced to atoms
there was no atoms actually because cockitchy vored the table
"good shit" he said cuz the table taste good duh
"what the fuck just give me the info" chiak said
"i spent money on that like 696969 bucks holy fucking shit" chiak continue
kokichi smiled and shrugged
"too bad chiak"
"i eat chiak, it's what i do"
"now im gonna vore all of u" he said
and so kokitchy vored his familt cuz they were mean to him
the end