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so.... welcome to the kokichi chronicles
episode 2: chiak goes outside
chiak is feeling kind of mad
stay tuned for the next episode of dragon ball z-
ok enjoy my syory this should have been in notes
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chiak was sitting inside with emo shuichi saihara the 3rd child that 11037 and 1041 adopted maybe
they all dont look like eachother bcuz 1041 cheated on 11037 with 3 guys i guess
so chiak was sitting at her desk
cockitchy was grounded for voring the table
and voring everyone else
chiak was bored and she sorta like wnated to do somethin
leon always beats his children and 1041 watches and sometimes he beats ehr too
soo like
chiak was fed up and sayak didnt want chiak to saty inside and play gaimu all day because she is a lazy girl
chiak was writing her story again
her steamy self-insert
after playing some rlcraft and dying because she is a nerd
and camped inside a house wirth a motherfuckin dragon in ti
she decided to take sushi saihra with her because he needs to go outside ands stop being emo
chiak went downastirs and shouted to sushi
"sushi fucking get up u fucking emo bitchass"
sushi was reading fanfiction of him and kaede
"shut up chiak im being edgy" he said
"you know what im going to tkae u outside with me u fucking mistake" chiak said and she was mad
"u need to go outside for once in ur life sushi"
"but u never go outside" sushi said
"atleast i want to go outside" chiak fired back
"fucking fine can i atleast bring my waifu with me plesea"
"sure if it will make u get up" she said
and so chiak and sushi went outside with sushis girlsfriend kayayday akamatus
chiak and sushi decided to go to a restusbdbamnbdma or the place where u get food served to u or some shit
chiak sushi and kayayday ordered food
when they went there they saw the waieters were mahitits and jailbait
they were not waiters tho or atleast they thought
mommy tojo was the real waiter and she was nice
chiak and sushi were shocked however
when they saw
cockitchy oma!!! oh fucking shitpissohmyfucking god it's a plot twist
cpkitchy was voring the food cuz he bought the entire menu
while jasilbait and mahitits were making out owowowowo UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUwU
"omg why is cockitdchy voring things" kayayday said
"we have to get out" sushi said
chiak was worried about jailbait and mahitits though
"ur food is kinda good mommy tojo" kokichi said
so kockichi grabbd the table and he vored it enhaling it like the mukbangers do again
"finally some good fuking food" he thought
he vored his entier tablee and mommy tojo had the wtf face
"im doing a asmr muku-bangu table kiurmi" he explained
chiak was surprised!!!!!!!!!!! he vored another tbale like wtf is with him and talbes its not gonna be long until he do the skskskskksksks and i oop-
she looked over at mahitits and jailbait
"hey lesbians stop kissing before you get vore'd" chiak said
chiak sushi and kayayday ran out of the place with jailbait and mahitits like the flintlock wood meme
mommy tojo stayed but then she committed strand of agony because she did not want to cook for cockitchy oma...
the five survivors ran outside like mommy tojo during the first half of strand of agony
but then they realized
cockitchy was no where to be seen and they breathed relief
so like the five people were deciding what they should do
"lets go to chick-fil-a" mahitits said
so they went to chick-fil-a and they ordered food there because they could not eat their food because cockitchyd id a vore
s olike mahuitits sat the fkuc down in a chair with waffel fries with hioyko and they ate some chiken burgers and shiz and food
adn sonia nevermnind was the cashier or sum shit
so cockitchy never bothered them yeah they had a good time the end