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sushi saihara was walkin' dwonstairs
cuz he heard something
duh
it waS like 3am in the motherfuck morning
who would be up at 3am in the mohterfucking morning
if u guessed cockitchy
ur fucking write
cockitchy oma was up at night and watching hatsune miku
and it was past his fkucing bedtime
cockitchy why
sushi was upsetti spaghetti
but then he realized for himself
cockitchy was listening to htsune miku on the tv
"alexa play holy lance explosion boy"
sushi eyes widened, cockitchy was listening
to holy lacne exlposion boi
the nonexidsnt beat dropped harder than mommi tojo
so sudhsi did a cponfornt on kokichi
"cockitchy it si 3 in the morninhg"
"sthtsfu sushi i do what i want"
"no u dont im telling dad he will beat u"
"i wish he named u "the gym" so he can say he hits the gym every day"
"fkcu u sush i will vore u again"
what cockshit and sushi didnt realize is that after holy lance explosion boy stopped playing
the legendary
sk sk sk miku vsco girl video had come on
much to cockitchys plsueare and sush's dismay
wehn that came on
kockitchy went vsco girl
sush was surprised
sayak was downstairs she fell down the stairs having a seizure
but cockitchy had the power now
cockitchy held up his scrunchies and the sk sk sk video went full blast
ripping the fabrics of the world now
"sksksksksksksks and i oop-" sia d cockitchy
he had hsi hydrauflask with hi,m
sayak had a more powerdful seizure and cofckitchy didnt care
"hashtaga save the turtels!!!!!!!!!!" cockitchy continued
sushi was in a shcoketh mode
he had to do somethgin to save cockitchy frpom his demsie as a visco boy
he wewnt demon slayer mode
"cockitchy i am very disappointed in u" he said
"sksksksksksk sorry sister!!! it seems like u dont have any scrunchies u can have mine ksksksksksks anna oop-"
sushi lookedc at cockitchy with a dtermined face
"cockitchy stop becoming a vsco boy"
"sksksksksksksk really???? sis this is a real anna oop- moment right now #savetheturtles!!!!!!!!!!"
the sk sk sk miku was skskskskksksksksing now
it wass becoming hardewr for sushji to resisty the skskksksksks miku
but he ahs his water breathing 69th form, he thought
he will end this
he got tanjirou's sword form his own ass and he did the avape
to save sayak from this trouble
"sayak, 11037, chiak, mahitits, jailbait, mommy tojo, and of course my wonderful gf kayayday" sushi said, puttogm the sword infront of his face
it smelled like kayayday's bath water with soap and her scent mixed in because yes
"i will end tghis visco miku"
he continued
"water breathing, 69th form!!!" sushi said
"skskskskskksksksks!!! ur chakra is too weak sis!!!!!!!!! sksksksksks" kokichi said, pulling oiut his hydrauflask sword
"your vsoness has come tyo an end, miku an d cokcihthy" sushi ignred him
"sayonara, vsco twins"
sushi exploded the tv and cockiutchy putting togethert the fabrics of reality again....
cokdithchy stopped his vsconess
and the vsco miku had died
sayak had a peaceful seizure
and sushi could sleep in his bed with a naked kayayday
the end