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    “I have something to tell you,” Edward says, and he looks constipated — but honestly he always looks like someone shoved some particular bad-smelling cheese under his nose.

     
    “Ok, cool, I got something to tell you too.” She says. Finally, she thinks. And then “We can say it together, how about it?” 

     
    “Together? At the same time?” And he looks so surprised with this suggestion it’s almost cute. This guy.

     
    “Yeah, you ready?” a deep breath “ On three!”

     
    “Wait! Hold on, on three or after three?!”
     
     
    “Two!” 

     
    “Bella! On three? Is it on three?!”

     
    “ Three!” 

     
    “I’m a vampire!” “Your sister is hot!”

     

    A beat.

     
    “Oh shit, you’re what?”

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