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1. Les Petits Fours et Les Petites Morts // Little Cakes & Little Deaths by vgersix

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Feb 2020

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Food as Foreplay
   • Masturbation
   • A dash of post-demonic trauma
   • Making an Effort (Good Omens)
   • Post-Canon
   • Mutual Pining
   • Fluff
   • Rainy day cuddling
   • First Time
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bubble Bath
   • Food Kink
   • softe
   • Aziraphale's True Form (Good Omens)
   • Monsterfuckery
   • Aziraphale Has Too Many Eyes
   • Oral Sex
   • Angel Healing
   • Healing Sex
   • Wings
   • Massage
   • Demisexual Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Getting Caught While Jerkin' It
   • Mild Monsterfuckery
   • Non-Penetrative Sex
   • POV Alternating
   • Food
   • Food Porn
   • historical flashbacks
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Blasphemy
   • Blasphemy Kink
   • Praise Kink

   Summary

   Nearly a year after the Apocalypse-that-Wasn't, something has changed in Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship. Chaste little kisses and cuddling on the couch have become the new normal — but there's one problem: Aziraphale enjoys sex almost as much as he enjoys food, and he knows full well that Crowley has zero interest in this particular Earthly delight.

   So, how is an angel to satisfy his hunger for something other than crêpes without letting his demon know about it, when Crowley is ever-present these days? He’s going to have to get creative, and maybe tell a few white lies along the way.

   What could possibly go wrong?

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