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Being a villain sure was a marvelous thing. Why, just earlier this day he stopped by Kaachan's house and left him a present. One that will SHOCK him to the core for sure! He also took a long route just so he could throw some change in the wishing fountain. Safe to say, it was a BLAST.
Oh, right. He also blew up a mall and a hotel or whatever, but that wasn't nearly as fun. Wait. Did he have time to visit the Hero Museum? A beeping of his All Might themed watch told him he didn't. And almost as soon as he turned it off, his phone started buzzing, a pair of bloodied fangs instead of caller ID.
"Go for psychotic maniac, how may I bring a smile on your face?"
"WHERE ARE YOU?! TWICE AND SHIGARAKI ALREADY DID THEIR PART!"
"Don't worry. I'm on my way. Oh, and you better have my ukulele." He stepped on a pedal of his ice cream truck and cut across six lanes, no indicators, of course.
Himiko Toga loved her boyfriend. Ok, that was an understatement. She was fucking crazy for him. But when he was being late like that, it really made her want to hang him by his toes and let a cup or three of blood out. She already made arrangments with Twice for backup, and also brought his stupid ukulele. Although, when he played the rose song, it was very sweet. NO! No distracting yourself into forgiving him. He owed her for being late.
Suddenly, a jolly tune echoed through the bar. And through the wall flew the familiar (at least to her) ice cream van.
"Honey! I'm home!"
"You know you'll have to pay for that, Deku?"
"Ah, Kurogiri. Always the one to remind us that the glass is completely empty."
"We're villains. Our glasses have no bottom."
"Anyway. Where is my darling, and is it our turn already?"
"I was just about to announce you." a voice from the monitor, displaying "sound only" sounded amused.
"Ah, Sensei. How nice of you to SHOW your ugly mug here." A tense silence filled the room, before the monitor let out a sigh.
"Let's just get on with it. THE THIRD CONTENDERS OF THE ANNUAL VILLAIN PUB KARAOKE, IN A DUET, HIMIKO TOGA AND DEKU!"
Twice started clapping, while booing them at the same time. Kurogiri clapped, mostly out of politeness, and the ten "volunteers" looked as horrified as when they woke up. Perfect.
"Toga, darling, my ukulele."
"Right here, Mr. D."
"Toga, not in front of others!"
"Just sing already!" Well, look at that. it seems Twice CAN agree on something.
"Right. Ready? 3, 2, 1, go."
Izuku started playing his instrument, and walked around the stage, following Toga, who was swaying with the melody, hands behind her back, and a flirty smile on her face. Then Izuku started singing.
Izuku: "Love was once a crazy dream.
Now it's my new evil scheme."
Toga: "And I'm as happy as can be."
Both: "It's the age old story,
how an evil boy meets an evil girl.
We've got love strong enough to rule the whole wide world,
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff
I found my other half,
yes, I've got an evil love."
Suddenly a group of ten Twice clones marched on the stage, dressed in the silliest pink camo uniforms, and marched across the stage. It was all part of the show, and Izuku sang by himself.
Izuku: "When our evil idiots march!"
Toga: "To the beating of our hearts,
I'm as happy as can be."
Both: "It's the age old story,
how an evil boy meets an evil girl.
We've got love strong enough to rule the whole wide world,
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love."
They stared at each other's eyes, as the song was slowly drawing to a close. And with a blush on their cheeks, they softly finished.
Both: "Evil looooove."
They continued staring at each other, their blush deepening. Then, of course, the moment had to be ruined.
"If you start making out on stage, I'm leaving!" yelled Twice, but at the same time holding up a camera, with the "record" light already on. Welp. Good thing they had all those clones to release their frustration on. But, judging by the persistent blush on Toga's face, just killing something won't be enough. Deku gave her his signature smile, he copied from his "hero."
Being a villain sure was a marvelous thing.