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Shit did not only hit the fan, it also dispersed and landed in everyone's mouth. Deku, one of the "Supernovas" heroes who got themselves in the top lists in the first year since their debut, has gone undercover. But due to the set of unfortunate circumstances, including but not limited to a blow to the head with a wrecking ball, a memory manipulation quirk, and a pair of sunglasses, he was a single signature away from being declared a rogue.
He pulled off multiple heists and defied destiny more than once, even going as far as starting his own mob. The government's decision was barely held back by the protests of his classmates, loudest among them being Ground Zero.
"The nerd would not have the guts or ability to pull something like that off! Either that blow to the head did more damage than we predicted or they're blackmailing him with something."
The Hero Committee was arguing about what to do, but three certain heroines could not just sit and wait while the politicians argued like kindergarteners. So they decided to take matters into their own hands.
"I'm telling you, we should just barge in, and give him a good kick in the dome! That ought to snap him out of it." Complained Miruko, Japan's highest-ranking female hero.
"Wrong. You would just let me seduce him. I used to put the moves on him all the time when he was a student. There's no way he'd forget that!" The R-Rated Hero: Midnight hugged herself at the pleasant memories of getting little Deku all flustered.
"Both of you are mistaken. Little Deku was there when I debuted. It was an unforgettable experience for him and just seeing me will make him remember." Mt. Lady was filing her nails, having complete faith in her words.
Together the three beauties snuck behind the restaurant, which doubled as a meeting place for Deku's gang. They decided to sneak through the passage that said 'Backstage', knocking the guard out on their way in. Just as they snuck around, the curtain behind them lifted and they were almost blinded by the spotlights. After blinking away the spots in their vision, they realized they were standing the middle of a stage with a restaurant full of mobsters, all ready to pull guns and quirks on them.
In the middle of all the scum, sat the man they came to rescue, wearing a dark green suit with a white shirt, a nice pair of sunglasses and his signature green hair combed back. There were two girls sitting on each side of him and two bodyguards standing in his vicinity.
"Whoops." Said the bunny hero.
"Big whoops." Confirmed Mt. Lady.
Just as the thugs all prepared to attack, they were stayed by Deku simply lifting his hand. He gazed upon the stage at the three heroines, as if expecting something.
"Any ideas?"
"Just one." Midnight was in her element.
"Hit it!" The band standing off to the side obeyed and started up a jazzy tune.
Midnight: "Good evening, all you gentlemen,
Mobsters, creeps, and crooks!"
Mt. Lady: "Men in tights come after you,
And still, you're off the hook!"
Miruko: "For those who scare and terrorize,
It's the dawn of a brand new day!"
All:
"You scum can simply call us
The one and only Birds of Prey!"
Miruko: "Best Jeanist likes to play with strings."
"(But he also wears some leather things!)"
Midnight: "Eraserhead fights really well!"
"(But who will bring him out of his shell?)"
Mt. Lady: "Hawks can make you feel the high!"
"(Too bad he'd rather always fly!)"
All: "While all the boys can always save the day!
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey! (The one and only Birds of Prey!)
While all the boys can always save the day,
No one does it better,
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey!"
Mt. Lady: "Kamui's handsome, like a dream!"
"(Too bad he plays for the other team.)"
Miruko: "Endeavor's always fired up!"
"(His little ember? Not that much.)"
Midnight:
"Present Mic gets the job done."
"(But he's always the loudest one!)"
All: "While all the boys can keep you punks at bay,
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey! (The one and only Birds of Prey!)
While all the boys can always save the day,
No one does it better
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey!"
At this point, Midnight descended off the stage and the two of them had no choice but to accompany her. She pulled away one of the girls from Deku's table and took her place, draping herself on her shoulder. Miruko quickly followed her lead and continued the song.
Miruko: "Deku throws his Mighty Smash.
What a blow, what a crash."
Mt. Lady: "Check out that all-mighty blow,
he sure doesn't take things slow."
Midnight: "He's always ready to save our days,
I'd like him to put me in the chains."
All: "While Deku does things in his special way,
He'd do it better with the Birds of Prey! (The one and only Birds of Prey!)
While Deku always seems to save the day!
No one does it better,
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey!
Birds of Prey!"
The mobsters cheered loudly for the three sexy posing women on stage. As for Deku himself, he appeared to be having a headache. Out of the crowd rose a triple-eyed woman, rushing to his side and pulling out something akin to an old photo film. That was Miruko's queue. She used her THICC legs to rock herself off the stage and delivered the mother of all ax-kicks, plunging the woman a whole floor down before delivering another one to Deku/s temple, knocking him out cold. Just in case.
Mt. Lady used her quirk to grow and grab Deku and the rabbit heroine, while Midnight knocked out the rest of the mobsters. In less than 20 minutes, the place was swarming with the police, with the heroines doting over the green cinnamon roll while he was being checked over by the medics.
"Well, he shows clear signs of memory loss and Naomasa already got a confession out of the other leader that she used memory manipulation. He will probably have to do a lot of community service, but the people will be on his side. They love him already."
"Hard to not see why." Commented the rabbit hero, who was providing Deku with the blissful pillow that was her lap.
"Mmm." Mt. Lady was massaging his feet.
"But Deku, how did you start remembering? It was because of our bonds, forged in the U.A halls, right?" Midnight was taking his temperature, and at the same time almost smothered his head with her heavenly bust.
"You wish! It was because my debut had such an impact on him that just seeing me made him remember!" Mt. lady was not backing down, and her hands were sliding WAY past his feet at this point.
"Girls, girls, you're both pretty. But he remembered because my awesome kick knocked his wheels back where they should be." Miruko turned Izuku's head away so he was now pressed firmly into her chiseled abs, along with her breasts resting on the side of his face.
"Actually, if you'd let me speak for a second, ladies-" Three pairs of eyes suddenly turned towards him.
"-my memory was jostled because the routine you did on the stage was very close to one from a cartoon, from the pre-quirk era. Brave Bat the Bold something or other. Now if you'll excuse me, the medics are ready to transport me to the hospital."
The ambulance packed up and left, while our three heroines continued to argue late into the night.