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Of Faeries and Dragons by groffiction
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jan 2020
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"Wait, repeat that again…. You are telling me that you're a million year old elf dragon?!" Peter squeaked, nearly dropping his bag of faerie dust in the process.
"Don't push it, kid! I'm old but not that old," Tony grumbled irritably. Why in the hell had the goddess decided that of all creatures in Space to mate him with was an annoying but adorable Omega spider faerie? Oh right, because the Alpha managed to piss her off by breathing. Again.
"Sorry, sorry Mr. Stark! You look like you've aged well...like fine cheese or trees," Peter backpedaled, feeling like he should have just not gotten up that morning cycle.
Or the one where the universe is ruled by Betas, Alphas and Omegas are extremely rare, Tony is an outcast retired vigilante, and suddenly a young faerie crashes into his life like a fucking asteroid. Why the fuck is this his life?