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1. The Five Basic Characteristics of a Proper Demon by Good_Evening

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   29 Jan 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Ligur (Good Omens)
   • Awkward Romance
   • Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale's Bookshop (Good Omens)
   • Anxious Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's Flat (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's Bentley (Good Omens)
   • Implied Mpreg
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • 6000 Years of Slow Burn (Good Omens)
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Angel Sex
   • Metaphysical Sex
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Loss of Virginity
   • First Kiss

   Summary

   Hell needs more interns, Crowley needs to learn where to lie and tell the truth, and the Bentley has never driven this fast through Central London to Aziraphale's bookshop.

   "Crowley dashed past his effort to take his coat. Crowley was not wearing a coat. Aziraphale’s hands hung in the air nonetheless, an attempt to understand the cause of the demon’s urgency barely scraping through the gears of his mind. His fr-business partner went straight for the wine, uncorked it with one sleek, black talon, and began downing the bottle in one go."

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