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Once upon a time there was a Minecraft game. And in teh Minecraft game everyone in Minecraft was playing Minecraft. Deku was building his epic Minecraft house. The house was made of bedrock and then endeavour came along with with his Minecraft blocks and built a a huge huge flat roof house made of cobblestone with a 1 block window and the it the house had a garden with waterfalls and dirt I mean flowers.
"You can't defeat my Minecraft house endeavour" said deku
Then endeavour punched the Minecraft house and it destroyed.
Then Aizawa he came through the the windows and said:
"My Minecraft house is indestructible"
They followed him through a nether portal and found themselves in a outside a huge Minecraft castle made of cobblestone and had a lava moat.
Endeavour tried breaking it
But it didn't work.
He kinda just t posed
"Eww. Looser Minecraft noob. I'm going to kill you in Minecraft AND REAL LIFE" Endeavour said.
Deku dissapeared. He flew away. He went back through the Minecraft portal.
Aizawa said "looser noob"
Then Endeavour left the game because he rage quit because he couldn't destroy Aizawa castle.
Aizawa was using flying hacks. The end