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1. Juno Steel and the 1000 Ways for Anonymous Henchmen to Die by the_archivist_is_a_problem_child

   Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   02 Feb 2020

   Tags

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   • Peter Nureyev/Juno Steel
   • Juno Steel
   • Peter Nureyev
   • Jet Sikuliaq
   • Buddy Aurinko
   • Rita (Penumbra Podcast)
   • crime couple time y'all
   • post s3- spoilers
   • but in a mild sort of way
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Hair-pulling
   • Porn with Plot
   • S3 Spaceship crime family era
   • Fluff
   • Juno is the world's second biggest romantic and he shows it here
   • Biting
   • Nonbinary Juno Steel
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Thief!Juno and he's embraced it fully
   • Battle of Wits
   • Two besotted dorks living their best life
   • Peter Nureyev in full Homme fatale look

   Summary

   Juno didn't initially have plans beyond stealing the Key before Nureyev can, but when masked assassins attack his hotel room searching for the Key, a lady has to improvise.

   Alternate Title: Artifact heists can be such a personal thing for a master thief and an ex-detective.

   Alternate Summary 2- Adrenaline! Fighting! Battle of Wits and Timing leads to Sexy times between Besotted Scruffy Detective and lovesick Master Thief! Read All About It!

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   English

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