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arnold is my daddy uwu added i lived bitch, copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium, little rascal, and 11 others to the chat
arnold is my daddy changed the chat name to welcome to hell
blue note: ew too edgy
blue note changed the chat name to international squad
arnold is my daddy uwu: ew too boring
blue note: i already have a group chat called welcome to hell
blue note: also i have way too many gcs in general this just makes it easier
arnold is my daddy uwu: fuck easy we out here making life hard as fuck
the jean claude holy ghost: It is
blue note: uh oh
the jean claude holy ghost: 4 am
too many tequila: it is far too early for this
blue note: ??? its 11 am in la rn lito why r u complaining
i <3 communism: hes just whining cuz he did a pixar marathon and stayed up way too late
i <3 communism: i watched it with him
the jean claude son: I was also there! :)
Officer Dad: I caught the tail end of it.
the jean claude holy ghost: How do you mute this?
copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: I'll show you. I am also very tired and would like to sleep.
arnold is my daddy uwu: its only like half past midnight why r u so tired
copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: Why are you texting me when you are in the other room?
arnold is my daddy uwu: oh fair
the jean claude holy ghost muted the chat
cooking daddy: uh
cooking daddy: what is this
arnold is my daddy uwu: hell
hi sisters: oh wow is this heaven
arnold is my daddy uwu: no this is hell
i lived bitch: no, this is patrick
little rascal: mmmmmm
little rascal: why are you posting spongebob memes at this time of night
sharpay is a lesbian: its always a good time to post spongebob memes
sharpay is a lesbian: also you fucked up wolfgang
moon moon: oh shit
politics for pans: expose him
arnold is my daddy uwu: wait why
sharpay is a lesbian: how did you manage to forget 3 people
arnold is my daddy uwu: FUCK
arnold is my daddy uwu added the jean claude father, bop to the top, and im with dumbass
arnold is my daddy uwu: you have my annual apologies gentlemen
the jean claude father: ?
the jean claude father: why annual
blue note: cuz hes an asshole
Officer Dad: cause hes a dick
i <3 communism: cuz he sucks
arnold is my daddy uwu: :)))))
bop to the top: np
im with dumbass: i dont even want to BE in this chat
too much tequila: this isnt even wolfgangs worst chat we know about
cooking daddy: how many does he have
cooking daddy: also can yall explain ur usernames im very confused
hi sisters: thats cuz ur neutral good hernando
hi sisters: we of the chaotic alignment can understand any and all usernames no matter how specific
arnold is my daddy uwu: can confirm
i <3 communism: the parents group chat is the worst
copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: I hate it so much.
blue note: its not that bad
too much tequila: LIES
i <3 communism: yeah you and capheus just dont think its that bad cause your parents dont embarass you in the chat
little rascal: i too understand the pain of embarrassing parents
little rascal: but it is almost 1:30 am now and neither my wife or my lover are in bed
copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: Oh no.
arnold is my daddy uwu: uh oh
little rascal: guess ill sleep alone tonight
little rascal: in this big empty bed
little rascal: on this cold empty
copper tellurium radon yttrium oxygen uranium: I will be there in a minute.
arnold is my daddy uwu: im coming
arnold is my daddy uwu: ;)
im with dumbass: i hate this