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(There are three rules for dealing with Dazai Osamu:
1. Don’t ever tell him any of your secrets. Every single piece of information can and will be used against you, and you would think that such a tiny piece of information wouldn’t reveal so much about you— but for Dazai, it does. Really, it’s best to just not speak to Dazai unless absolutely necessary. Even then, consider sign language.
2. Dazai always has to have the last word, and he will do whatever he thinks necessary to have it, which is annoying as hell.
3. Never turn your back to him. It never ends well for you. If you take your eye off him for even a second, Dazai can and will get into mischief.These rules have been written by Nakahara Chuuya, for Nakahara Chuuya.)
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Or, Chuuya has a dream.
