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1. Like Home (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Zombie Apocalypse) by Todoroki_drama

   Fandoms: Zombieland (2009), Zombieland (2009 2019)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Feb 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Columbus/Tallahassee (Zombieland)
   • Columbus (Zombieland)
   • Tallahassee (Zombieland)
   • mentions of Wichita
   • First Time
   • Hand Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Sexual Tension
   • Explicit Consent
   • columbus got it bad
   • Praise Kink
   • Age Difference
   • porn with just enough plot
   • One Shot

   Summary

   “What if I...I don’t know…what if I die a virgin?” I caught my breath, after bashing a hipster zombie complete with beard and skinny jeans in the head for the fifth time.

   “Whoa, easy there, Columbus. We almost got our brains eaten, and all you can think about is your dick right now?!”

   *

   Columbus is lonely and horny and catching feelings for a certain gun-toting redneck. Tallahassee lends a hand.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Home

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