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  1. The Problem with Polyjuice by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    15 Sep 2020

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    A short story in which Draco finds out that not only is Harry well endowed, but that somehow, all of Harry's friends have seen it. And now he's supposed to go on a date with him? WTH?

    Updated to add a second chapter. What happens the first time Draco gets to see the fabled beast?

    Prompted by a Tumblr Meme by Daddiesdrarry. The Meme is posted at the bottom. Thanks to them for the great prompt!

    Translation link to Russian and German in Notes.

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