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"Chuuuuyaaaaa~"
Fuck no.
"Chuuyaaaaaa, pay attention to meeeee~."
Please God.
"Chuuya! Chuuya! Chuuya!"
Oh for the love-
"What!?" Chuuya snarled as he whirled around in his seat, glaring at Dazai who was currently a few feet away from him. "What could you possibly need from me at this hour!? Can't you see I'm busy working on your fucking reports?!"
Dazai, being the asshole he is, just grinned and raised his arms in a show of surrender. "Aw, don't be like that, Chuu-Chuu!" He replied, throwing the nickname in for good measure. "I just want to talk to you and stay with you. Can I not do that?" Chuuya frowned, fists clenching.
"Not while I'm working, no." Dazai groaned as his soulmate turned around once more, facing the computer. He flopped over the chair dramatically, his arms hanging off of Chuuya's shoulders and his chin on top of his head, tangling in his red hair.
"Chuuuuyaaaa," He moaned. "I wanna kiss you. Gimme a kiss."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"N-!"
"YES!"
"Boss," Chuuya growled, his grip on the computer's mouse so hard that he could feel it cracking underneath his palm. "If you don't get this idiot off of me so I can finish my work, I'm gonna punch him so hard his dead parents can feel it."
Mori chuckled from where he was sitting at his desk. "Dazai," He began. "Don't you think you should let Chuuya finish your report? Or do I have to make you do it? Your lucky enough that he is even willing to do it for you."
Dazai whined but didn't move. "I want a kiss first."
"And I wanna live on a beach but we all can't have what we want, now can we?" Chuuya retorted and the Boss burst out laughing. Dazai moaned in agony, burying his face in the side of his neck, nuzzling the skin there.
"Chuuya's so mean."
"And your annoying but I put up with you," Chuuya retorted but did turn a little so he could peck Dazai's lips. "Now, go away so I can finish this up. Annoy Akutagawa or something. I'll be in our room in twenty."
Dazai cheered and hugged him tightly before he left the room, skipping the entire way out.