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An Earnest Discourse on Time Lord Sexuality by lilac_summers
Fandoms: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
19 Feb 2020
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Summary
Donna is injured running away from the Neuets, and it's all the Doctor's fault, for being sassy. (Originally written 2012)
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[At her pointed look, he faltered. "Okay, I don't need them to see better but they, they help me concentrate and surely that's just as important and not at all vain."
Another pitying look from Donna, which made the Doctor realize this particular point was already lost. "Look, my vision is none of your concern! And I'm not sassy or gay!"
"Not even a tiny bit? Are you absolutely sure?"
"Yes!" he roared. "Rose! Remember her?!"
"Of course I remember the whole, 'woe is me, Rose has left, boo hoo boo hoo' emo stage I had to deal with, but I thought it was all quite melodramatic. Over-acted, really. And you gotta admit, you got over it right quick. Figured maybe you were secretly sad about losing Jack. Now he I could understand! Yowza!"
The Doctor stared, gobsmacked. Only Donna could describe a moment of loss in his life as a 'boo hoo over-dramatic emo stage.' And only Donna could make him believe that was exactly what it had been.
Donna took his shocked silence as surprise at being 'outed.' She patted his hand kindly as he goggled at her. "Don't worry, Spaceman! I know my people as a whole are a little behind the times on that sort of thing, but I support whichever orientation you are, honestly I do."
"Well I appreciate that, Donna. And yes, you humans are a bit backwards and sexual orientation is not nearly as simplistic as you, especially 21st century, humans believe. The Kinsey Scale of-" He trailed off as he saw Donna's eyes glazing in disinterest. "Regardless! I'm very much attracted to women." In general...or, really, mostly in theory. Okay maybe only curvy ginger women with legs that went on for miles and breasts that... "So, ummm, you see, I can't really be your sassy gay friend."
Donna scrunched her nose and pursed her lips at this shift in her world view, in a way the Doctor thought was frankly adorable.]
[I didn't think it bothered you at all, so I'm sorr-" suddenly she stopped, and her wide-eyed look of surprise narrowed to a glare.
"Wait, do you notice or are you looking?!"
The Doctor, not being a stupid man, lied through his teeth. "No! Not looking!" he cried, and if his voice as a few octaves higher, well, that could be blamed on anything. "Not actively - not what you would call actively - looking! Just noticing, like any non-asexual, heterosexual male Time Lord" -- that was a lie, Time Lords would have never admitted to noticing anything but the intellect in others, but she didn't need to know that -- "would do."
She kept him in her raptor-like gaze another second, waiting to see if he'd cave. After a while, she relented, apparently satisfied. "All right, then. No more walking around as if you are my asexual or gay friend."
He breathed out in relief. "Thank you."
"But we both agree you're still sassy."
"Donna!"]
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太可爱了！
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Silly