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1. The Well-Worn Cliche Affair by bitochondria

   Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Feb 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo
   • Illya Kuryakin
   • Napoleon Solo
   • Post-Episode: s03e29 The Five Daughters Affair
   • Developing Relationship
   • Casual Sex
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • Probably Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Feelings Realization
   • Fluff and Smut
   • excessive kissing
   • Anal Sex
   • Illya catches feelings

   Summary

   Casual affairs have rules, even if those rules are unspoken. When Napoleon breaks one of those rules and shatters its remaining pieces on a balcony, in the moonlight, Illya admits that he's been lying to himself. Sex, now with 100% Grade A SCHMALTZ* for all your reading pleasure. Let's pretend this is an attempt to look at how and why the dynamic of Napoleon and Illya's relationship has changed throughout Season 3 and into Season 4, and not just a bald-faced excuse to write Illya SCREAMING INTERNALLY ABOUT KISSING for 10 pages.

   *this is metaphorical schmaltz, let me be real clear on that.

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