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1. honey by souhaiite

   Fandoms: Dir en grey  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Die/Kyo (Dir en grey)
   • Die (Dir en grey)
   • Kyo (Dir en grey)
   • Toshiya (Dir en grey)
   • Shinya (Dir en grey)
   • Kaoru (Dir en grey)
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • This Is STUPID
   • Light Angst
   • Miscommunication

   Summary

   "Actually, Kyo, it's good you're here, man! ... Die might make a more believable boyfriend, but my mom already knows he's my best friend and my roommate." After a few moments of dramatic pause, Toshiya begins, somewhat slyly with a grin quirking at the corner of his mouth, "She's never met you, though—"

   "No," Kyo interrupts, immediately, without even considering Toshiya's proposal. Rude. "Absolutely fucking not."

   (or: toshiya tells his mom he's seeing someone new to get her to stop setting him up with others, and pretends to date kyo over the weekend. die's totally fine with this. no, really, it's fine. everything's fine. he's fine.)

   (spoiler: he's not fine)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   69,420

   Chapters:

   9/9

   Comments:

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