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Survival Sex by TempeTot
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Mar 2020
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Summary
“You hired a fucking babysitter for two legal adults -- for /two/ DAYS? Are you serious?”
Enji crossed his arms. “To be frank? I just don’t trust either of you with my house.” He looked at Izuku. “No offense, Dickless--”
“IZUKU!” Todoroki corrected him. “Midoriya Izuku!”
Furrowing his brow, he looked down at a piece of paper on the counter, tilting his head. “...Oh. Is /that/ how you pronounce these kanji?”
Todoroki’s face fell. “No, Dad; his mother named him ‘Dickless.’” He rolled his eyes.
A slightly amused, yet culpable smile on his lips, Enji continued. “As I was saying: no offense, but you just don’t seem like the type of person who could,” he bobbed two fists in the air, taking a big breath through his nose, “take charge of a situation or make good decisions if something went down.”
The sentence hit Izuku square in the chest, and he looked at his feet.
“You just strike me as a bit of a pussy. Sorry, kid. And you,” Enji looked at Todoroki, “...well, you remind me a bit too much of your aunt. You’ve got the whore-vibes, son.”