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"Synonyms are weird," Tony had opined as he helped himself to a scoop of mashed potatoes. "Because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die."
Laura had laughed out loud at that, which had prompted Clint to up the ante or else be upstaged in the wit department.
"My favorite is 'butt dial' versus 'booty call.'" he said with a ribald wink at his wife.
"Clint!" Laura chastised, through her cackling laughter at the same time that Bruce cringed and said, "It's called connotation!"
"Also," Natasha piped up, snagging Steve's eye with a clever glint in her own. "'Forgive me Father, for I have sinned' versus 'Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty."
Steve's eyebrows shot up as he visibly was torn between a smile, outright laughter, and a blush so deep and vivid he looked sunburned.
"Jesus Christ, Natasha." Fury howled.
"Great news! Language is now cancelled." Tony announced, tossing his napkin on the table. "Can I help with dishes, Mrs. Barton? I suddenly feel unclean."
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- Part 3 of Friendship is Unnecessary