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    "I mean, it’s like throwing a dinner party, and just as you’re about to write the invitation list, someone comes up to you and says “Oh, you know who we should invite? A mullet-wearing stereotypical high school bully, an old creepy pharmacist with pedo tendencies, a pyromaniac carrying spray deodorant cans in his belt loops, a bunch of elderly Jewish conservatives, the retired witch that lives down the road, a 13-year-old future drug addict, and a leper, and a possessed little Pomeranian”, and by the end of the dinner party, they decide who the President is!"

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