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    They’re seventeen, the two of them, and they should be doing homework, sleeping in until noon, playing console games until their eyes burn. They should be eating junk food and making bad decisions, drinking cheap beer, rolling their eyes at their parents just for the fun of it.

    In other words, they shouldn’t be here, risking their lives on an asinine quest across the globe to fight a vampire with a stand in Egypt.

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