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Charmer
hey
u up?
Blondie
I asm now
Do uu kno how latew it isd?? Why tge fuck arw u upp?
Charmer
Late?? Its 11:57 tf??
Blondie
Iss late 4 me wat do u wamt?
Charmer
We need to talk.
Blondie
Can it waol til morning?
Charmer
No
Blondie
Ugh make ir quick
Charmer
Its about Izuku
Blondie
SHIT
WHY WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME??
DID HE HOSPITALIZE HIMSELF AGAIN??
Charmer
WHAT??!
NO! TF ARE U ON ABOUT??
Blondie
Oh
Nvr mind then
Charmer
Okay??
Did you know hes in the general course despite getting into the heroics course?
Charmer
DONT YOU DARE LEAVE ME ON READ BAKUGO KATSUKI
ANSWER ME!!😡😡😡
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!
Blondie
Yea I did
Charmer
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME??!!
Blondie
HE MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO TELL
I KEEP MY FUCKING PROMISES
Charmer
Why the hell wouldn't he want people to know??
Why didn't he get in??
And why didn't he tell ME???
Charmer
Dickhead stop writing out an essay and just answer!!
Blondie
...its complicated
Charmer
Well that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back
How complicated can it be?
He got the points he should be in heroics hes in general wtf happened?
Blondie
Fine.
Im going agaist my own moral code but you might as well know
Charmer
Know what??
Blondie
IM GETTING TO IT STOP TEXTING FOR 3 FUCKING SECONDS
They put him in general cause of his "disability"
Charmer
???
Blondie
Hes quirkless dumbass
STOP WITH THE FIVE PAGE MANUSCRIPT LEMME EXPLAIN
Charmer
U better do it quik bc im bout ro go burn ua down
Or a murder spree
Ill decide on the waay
Blondie
See, thats why he didnt say anything
Charmer
Whats that supposed to mean?
Blondie
He wanted to make sure everyone could enjoy ua despite the fact ua fucked him over
He knew you guys would get mad if you found out and didnt want the trouble
Its "easier" this way
Or something like that
Charmer
Thats stupid!!
Who cares about our own experience he deserves to be in heroics!
We should sue
Or riot idfc
Blondie
Its not that simple you moron
Deku actually thought this out you know
Charmer
What do you mean its not that simple??!
Ua was quirksist therefore should be sued
Blondie
For once in your life actually stop and think about his situation
A quirkless person passing the hardest physical entrance exam for the top hero school in japan hundreds of quirked people fail?
That doesn't sound suspicious to you at all?
Charmer
Its Izuku! He trained and worked for it just like everyone else!
Blondie
WE know that. Other people dont.
Imagine if YOU found out some scrawny quirkless kid passed the super hard test you didnt
Believe me, people would've lost their shit if they found out he passed
Media would've had a field day, accusations of bribery or cheating would've been made or that he only made in because of a pity vote or some other bs
That kind of insult to him would be like someone saying you brainwashed the judges to let you into heroics and everyone believed it
Charmer
You dont know that
Blondie
Actually I do.
It's happened before and itll probably keep happening his whole life
He wants to publicly work his way into the course that way no one can say it was a pity vote or bribe
If he shows he has what it takes people will accept him without too many issues
Charmer
Why should he have to work twice as hard for something he already earned?
It's not fair.
Blondie
The world isn't fair petunia.
We were lucky enough to be born with good quirks but deku's always had to work extra hard to keep up
Charmer
Why is this the first ive heard of this
Blondie
The self-righteous bastard doesn't want to worry people so he doesn't say anything
The only reason I know is because I have to force this crap out of him otherwise i'd also be in the dark
Aye you cant tell him I told you any of this hed kill me
Charmer
I get it
Charmer
So…now what?
Blondie
tf you mean??
Charmer
are we just supposed to roll over and let out friend get fucked over like this?
God im so fucking pissed right now I cant sleep
Blondie
Basically yea
Charmer
Are u serious??!
I wouldve figured youd be the first to wreak ua
Blondie
Look I don’t like it either but any solution we could possibly come up with is gonna end up hurting him more than us or ua
Blondie
But first chance I get ua is gona pay
Charmer
I guess…
Alright then. Night.
Blondie
Relaz petunia deku can take care of himself
he’ll fix this dont worry