Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
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Why's it Gotta be a Papercut? by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter goes to the DADA on the Full-moon, forgetting Remus was out that day. Remus made a mistake, and Harry gets a papercut. Werewolf shenanigans ensue.
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Ouroboros by cabbagechampagne, Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jun 2022
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Ouroboros: a circular symbol of a snake eating its own tail. Used to signify cycles of destruction and rebirth.
Izuku Midoriya is not a lucky person. Ostracized by society, called useless and worthless, he tries and tries.
At age 11, this trying results in his bullies concussing and damaging him enough that Inko and Hisashi take Izuku out of public school. On top of that, he activates a quirk? Which should be biologically impossible?
Weeks later, Inko Midoriya is taken in for 'possible terroristic intent'.
A commentary on power, corruption, and the masks we wear.
**On hiatus, but will be back with our regularly scheduled content soon**
Series
- Part 1 of Hero of Rebirth: Ouroboros
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Song Fic: Seven Nation Army by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 May 2022
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Izuku fights Shigaraki and his own teachers' expectations of him.
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“You… are like me?” said the figure in front of me.
‘Curious,’ I think to myself, ‘to find one with that look in their eyes.’
“How So?” I ask the bipedal mammal in front of me. They are one of the first of their species, and yet they have more pain in their eyes than I have seen yet.
“You’re…” They gesture at what I think is my face with their palms. ‘Odd… no claws to tear, no teeth to puncture. No tail to balance. Life certainly is wonderful…’
“And what of my face? Is it truly so ghastly that you can’t put words together?” I say in a somewhat humorously self-deprecating manner.
“In pain? Like me?”
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Dungeons and Dragons Gone Wrong by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: DnD Unleashed, Original Work
29 Aug 2021
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A group of friends fight the monsters from their game of D&D as they try to steal an item that will let them rewrite reality to include them. The group must capture all of these monsters in a 20 sided dice.
The dice's rolls affect how the story plays out, and the Dungeon Master is the only one able to move in between other players' actions.
The group of 5 Players and a DM will have to work together to face all sorts of foes, from enemies who wish to break their bodies to enemies who will attempt to corrupt their minds.
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- English
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- Chapters:
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Hero of Rebirth: Ouroboros by cabbagechampagne, Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jun 2022
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- 1
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- 5
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Here to Help AU by garseeya, sweaterweatheridk
Fandom: Lumity - Fandom, The Owl House (Cartoon), Vinira - Fandom
03 Dec 2022
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- 9
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- 75
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
27 Nov 2025
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Muddied Waters AU by Triscribe
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
08 Feb 2023
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Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
27 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
27 Nov 2025
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Every Villain has a Backstory by Kaido_Myo for Lokilust09
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Feb 2022
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They were twenty-five years old, pro-heroes that the citizens looked up to during the war. The hero world was in shambles, villains had taken over and increased in numbers and strength. With the help of pro hero Lemillion, Eri is able to figure out a way to use her quirk to send people’s minds back in time. A small group of heroes from the former class of 1-A are tasked with going back eleven years in hopes of preventing the new holder of All For One, Deku, from bringing the hero world down for good.
The only problem: Their target was actually a quirkless kid named Izuku Midoriya, who was relentlessly bullied by the man they knew to be the future number one hero.[Updates every Monday!!]
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- English
- Words:
- 63,220
- Chapters:
- 28/?
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 367
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- 2,680
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- 660
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- 81,067
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
27 Nov 2025
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An AU/crossover series in which the approximate plot of Steven Universe steadily derails itself in the world of RWBY, starring Ruby as the half-Gem daughter of Summer Rose Quartz. These are her adventures growing up in the...well-intentioned care of Yang (Amethyst), Qrow (Pearl), and Ozpin (Garnet). And, uh, also there might be an interstellar war brewing in the background but let’s not worry about that.
There’s a companion series to this called Scattered Petals, Shattered Gems that contains side-stories set in the same ‘verse and extra things like parody lyrics.
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Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
27 Nov 2025