Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
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Why's it Gotta be a Papercut? by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter goes to the DADA on the Full-moon, forgetting Remus was out that day. Remus made a mistake, and Harry gets a papercut. Werewolf shenanigans ensue.
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May Mercy Come Swift; May Resilience Be Earned by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: Warframe
30 Dec 2025
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"And so, every possibility MUST be true in some manner. All it takes is a shift in perspective to access That Which Could Have Been - [DATA LOST]"
The Drifter's start - the Operator's path to remembering theirs.
The mature tag is mostly in case I go from "haha tenno kills grineer" mode into "oh shit they just did that", since how graphic I describe the violence can and will change from time to time. That being said, I will make sure to label the chapters in question, both in the titles and the footnotes. Updates will be inconsistent - this SHOULD turn into a longer fic if I give it enough time to write a backlog.
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Ouroboros by cabbagechampagne, Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jun 2022
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Ouroboros: a circular symbol of a snake eating its own tail. Used to signify cycles of destruction and rebirth.
Izuku Midoriya is not a lucky person. Ostracized by society, called useless and worthless, he tries and tries.
At age 11, this trying results in his bullies concussing and damaging him enough that Inko and Hisashi take Izuku out of public school. On top of that, he activates a quirk? Which should be biologically impossible?
Weeks later, Inko Midoriya is taken in for 'possible terroristic intent'.
A commentary on power, corruption, and the masks we wear.
**On hiatus, but will be back with our regularly scheduled content soon**
Series
- Part 1 of Hero of Rebirth: Ouroboros
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Song Fic: Seven Nation Army by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 May 2022
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Izuku fights Shigaraki and his own teachers' expectations of him.
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“You… are like me?” said the figure in front of me.
‘Curious,’ I think to myself, ‘to find one with that look in their eyes.’
“How So?” I ask the bipedal mammal in front of me. They are one of the first of their species, and yet they have more pain in their eyes than I have seen yet.
“You’re…” They gesture at what I think is my face with their palms. ‘Odd… no claws to tear, no teeth to puncture. No tail to balance. Life certainly is wonderful…’
“And what of my face? Is it truly so ghastly that you can’t put words together?” I say in a somewhat humorously self-deprecating manner.
“In pain? Like me?”
Recent series
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Hero of Rebirth: Ouroboros by cabbagechampagne, Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jun 2022
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Law Abiding Citizen (technically) by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Dec 2025
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Izuku Midoriya is suicidal. Why wouldn’t he be? No parents, no friends, no future.
But he’s not quite ready to throw his life away.
He should at least try to throw it at some villains.
So he becomes a vigilante. But not a brave, heroic crime fighter, dodging heroes and officers at every turn.
No, he gets arrested his very first night out.
Through a combination of bullshitting everyone, quirkist lawmakers, and the technical definition of vigilantism, he makes it back out onto the street.
It’s just self defense, right?
Or,
Izuku’s a vigilante, a pretty good one too, but he’s shit at dodging law enforcement. Luckily for him, since he’s not actually breaking any laws, he doesn’t have to.
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Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
03 May 2026
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Midoriya protection/horny squad by META2012
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Dec 2025
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One day Ochaco brings all the girls in 1-A into a premade chatroom to have some words with them about Deku.
Thirst happens
A continuation of the plotbunny Horny patrol [name still pending]
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- Part 2 of plot
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Taylor Hebert and the Extremely Large Problem(s) by SomeoneYouWontRemember
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
26 Apr 2026
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Taylor has made several mistakes.
One of them is currently trying to kill her.
Repeatedly.
Enthusiastically.
To their combined displeasure, it's not working.
She’s starting to take it personally.
Now she's stuck with an alien goldfish.
This was not what she meant when she said she wanted to make a difference.
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
26 Apr 2026
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Hep Cat by Little Embla (EmblaArt)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
23 Apr 2026
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Fresh out of the clinic following a long transformation into the ultimate form: a catgirl. Amy Kindle is keen to explore her new life aboard the Colocasia. As the cutest and most perfect sophont abroad, surely she can maintain her independence.
Right?
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
24 Apr 2026
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Sweet Talk by everdeen6
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Apr 2023
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“Nope. I’m not buying it.” Piper threw up her hands in exasperation. “I refuse to believe this Perseus Jackson character managed to beat a fucking god and win.”
“But.. it’s true.” Daphne, a new camper, told her. Piper bit back the urge to scream. She had to remind herself that Daphne was new too and young at only 10 years old, of course she believed all the lies the older campers were telling.
“Daphne, you can’t believe everything you hear.” “But-”
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Or the fic where Piper refuses to believe everything she hears only to realise it's not even half the truth.
Series
- Part 1 of PJO oneshots
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
19 Apr 2026