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bite me @peggy
has anyone seen my wife?????
deaf but not dead @the_lucky_pizza_hawk
no definitely not where could she be
bite me @peggy
clint spill
i will cut you @blackwidowbaby
look behind you
bite me @peggy
update: @blackwidowbaby is getting a bell
i will cut you @blackwidowbaby
kinky
bite me @peggy
shut the fuck up natasha
i will cut you @blackwidowbaby
make me
deaf but not dead @the_lucky_pizza_hawk
update: very glad im deaf
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biderman @the_spider-man
sup, nyc?
mel knows @meeelllsss
are you a fan acc
biderman @the_spider-man
no
flash @spideysbitch
prove it
biderman @the_spider-man
k
genius billionaire playboy philanthropist @i_am_iron_man
yes, @the_spider-man is the real deal. also, kid, i said no twitter
biderman @the_spider-man
oops?
gar(b)age boy @deathbypotato
wait if spidey is bi i have a chance
biderman @the_spider-man
harls wtf ur literally my boyf
gar(b)age boy @deathbypotato
but i have a chance
you’re in crisis @callmemj
shut up harley
Spidey’s No. 1 Fan @spideyfan
who the fuck is harley
biderman @the_spider-man
a babe
genius billionaire playboy philanthropist @i_am_iron_man
a menace
Iron Maiden @onespicypepper
a child
gar(b)age boy @deathbypotato
you know you love me @i_am_iron_man
genius billionaire playboy philanthropist @i_am_iron_man
grudgingly.
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bucket @thecooljames
you guys help me get steve on twitter
bite me @peggy
#SteveGetTwitter
caw caw bitches @imthefalcon
#SteveGetTwitter oldass
genius billionaire playboy philanthropist @i_am_iron_man
#SteveGetTwitter
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