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1. nothing is ever anyone's fault by weatheredlaw

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Apr 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Michael (Good Omens)
   • Ligur/Michael (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Alternative Lifestyles
   • Wedding Date AU
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Family Drama
   • Escort Service

   Summary

   Aziraphale's sister is getting married, and it's high time he finally showed up with that boyfriend he's always talking about. There's just one problem: they're not real.

   Enter: Crowley, an escort with a very specialized skill set. He can be your boyfriend, for a price.

   It's a good thing they're only spending a week in the beautiful, idyllic countryside, surrounded by nothing but romantic, walkable pathways for miles and miles. Otherwise what would they do?

   Language:

   English

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