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    Phil sees Dan coat his pinky in one of the bright orange dips and lick it off. He does so casually, like that’s just a normal thing to do. And Phil is so accustomed to being the weird one, that he’s questioning whether people have been slurping dips this whole time while he’s been regulating ketchup to the “exotic” column.
    A fic about excess and not letting things go to waste.

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