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1. Nothing ever happens to me by PlainJane

   Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Sep 2014

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • John Watson
   • Mycroft Holmes
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Barebacking
   • Customs
   • Immigration
   • border control
   • Search
   • Drug Use
   • Alternate Universe
   • public sex (almost)

   Summary

   John Watson is a very bored member of the UK Border Agency, assigned to Heathrow. Sherlock Holmes is a very rude passenger who smells pretty interesting to the sniffer dogs. Someone needs to be searched...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,575

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   65

   Kudos:

   991

   Bookmarks:

   167

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