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Monday 03:12
MollyMyMaukCoward created a groupchat
MollyMyMaukCoward: oh fuck yeah lets do this
MollyMyMaukCoward has added CalebWidogast
MollyMyMaukCoward has added YashaNydoorin
MollyMyMaukCoward has added FuckYourButtons
MollyMyMaukCoward has added ImmaSnapYourNeck
MollyMyMaukCoward has added BlueLollipop
MollyMyMaukCoward has added CowboyOfTheSouth
MollyMyMaukCoward has named the chatroom "Zadash Student Hoes"
MollyMyMaukCoward: ye know what this is fuckers!
ImmaSnapYourNeck: are you fucking serious molly
MollyMyMaukCoward: serious as ill ever be darling 3:3c
CalebWidogast: Ah I've read scenarios like these before...
MollyMyMaukCoward: ????
ImmaSnapYourNeck: is this about a fuckin fanfiction dude really
CalebWidogast: You talk as if it's a bad thing…
CalebWidogast: I can feel your disgust through the screen, and let me tell you, the texting ones are just something I enjoy on the side.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: fucking bullshit lol
ImmaSnapYourNeck: its all bullshit anyway yall…. fanfiction? wack
Bluelollipop: FIGHT ME BEAU, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT FANFICTION LIKE THAT WHEN U REGULARLY CONSUME IT AND EVEN WRITE IT!!
ImmaSnapYourNeck: I-
MollyMyMaukCoward: you talk as if youve never written any fanfiction??? we all know about the 175k words multichaptered/slowburn/they-were-roomates/explicit/happy-ending fic for tusk love 2, so the fuck youre talking about??? Huh bitch??? you weak fucking cunt???
ImmaSnapYourNeck: IT WAS ONE TIME, AND THE AUTHOR RUINED THE FIRST BOOK WITH THE FUCKING SEQUEL OK?? AND GUINEVERE DESERVED BETTER
ImmaSnapYourNeck: AND IM TALKING ABOUT THE TRASHY TEXTING ONES
CowboyOfTheSouth: The fact that you wrote so much for that pairing when F/M isn’t really your thing really says how badly they fucked up Tusk Love 2: Trading for a Happy Ending. And you actually bought the book when all of us told you it would be a waste of money.
CalebWidogast: They really did, and it's a shame because Oskar was such a good character, but they ruined him alongside adding that unnecessary love-triangle... What was the name of the other character? Dorito Good For Nothing and Daddy Issues Package Deal?
Bluelollipop: KJSKJDKJDFSKDJFSKJDFHKJ
ImmaSnapYourNeck: EHEHASJHAKFSJKHJF
CowboyOfTheSouth: Haha
MollyMyMaukCoward: i still respect you fjord for not keysmashing
MollyMyMaukCoward: and with that, cant we get some polyamorous relationships instead??? Amen bitch
CowboyOfTheSouth: Amen, brother! Or sister, or whatever you want.
MollyMyMaukCoward: anything works with me darling, no worries
MollyMyMaukCoward: my gender is an amalgamation of my past mistakes anyway so
YashaNydoorin: i can attest to that.
MollyMyMaukCoward: are you seriously only coming here to attest to the fact that i am a mistake
YashaNydoorin: that's my job…?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: SUCK IT MOLLY
YashaNydoorin: you're not any better beau, don't try me.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: uhoh
BlueLollipop: yes bitch!! get her ass!!!
YashaNydoorin: you're the only one that is valid here, jester. i would die for you.
BlueLollipop: HAHA YES FUCK YOU GUYS
BlueLollipop: SHE SAID SHE LIKED ME!! THATS LIKE A LOVE CONFESSION FROM HER
ImmaSnapYourNeck: fuck dude im jealous….
CalebWidogast: But what about me….
YashaNydoorin: …
CalebWidogast: ...Introvert buddies?
YashaNydoorin: ….youre on thin ice
CalebWidogast: I am quite happy with that :)
YashaNydoorin: :)
03:42
Private Conversation between Beaumyass and Mollymycock
Beaumyass: fuck dude i actually got jealous, i really like her,,,
Beaumyass: WAIT NO SHIT WRONG GUY OH GODS
Mollymycock: OHOHOHO??? WAIT A MOMENT BITCH COME BACK HERE
Beaumyass: NO, FORGET YOU EVER SAW THAT
Mollymycock: DEAR THERES NO SHAME HERE PLEASE
Beaumyass: ...you wont tell her?
Mollymycock: tell her that youre totally crushing on her?
Beaumyass: IM NOT
Beaumyass: LOOK I JUST THINK SHES HOT
Mollymycock: Uhuh, keep telling yourself that darling!!
Beaumyass: please dont actually tell her that
Mollymycock: hmm….
Beaumyass: fuck ill give you from my stash
Mollymycock: add a bottle of your expensive wine at that as well
Beaumyass: really
Mollymycock: yes really, lets make it a party of two!
Beaumyass: ...youre fucking crushing on Yash as well??
Mollymycock: OH HELL NO ARSEHOLE, NO
Mollymycock: As it is, she's my queerplatonic partner, im quite happy with what we have
Beaumyass: huh, sure
Mollymycock: ill keep my mouth shut completely either way, im not an arsehole
Mollymycock: possibly
Beaumyass: bullshit but whatever lol
Beaumyass: but yeah sure, this weekend on saturday? sunday i got fuckin' training with my mentor, kill me
Mollymycock: ugh same here, but gustav just needs to have a meeting with me and Yash and the others on Sunday, spare us
Mollymycock: but sure, ill be coming to your dorm however. Yasha will be out for her sexy cool myserious reasons and well need to keep it tidy for the troop so...
Mollymycock: prob have to do something with the upcoming festival or smth
Beaumyass: deal
03:59
Groupchat "Zadash Student Hoes"
50+ new messages - Scroll to the top^^^
CalebWidogast: Either way, she could've dumped Oskar that time and I would've been happy.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Right the moment they were about to get down after so long though?
CalebWidogast: I'm telling you, the author added that scene for fanservice(which we all appreciated) and so she could save Oskevere from the dumpster fire it had become.
CowboyOfTheSouth: That's fair! To be honest, I agree with you on that.
BlueLollipop: whatever, they still fucked so...
MollyMyMaukCoward: all say thank you to Mother Matilda Mercuria for giving us the smut
BlueLollipop: thank you mother matilda!! the children were thirsty and you… did something!! so thats cool
ImmaSnapYourNeck: she like brings us the WORST birthday present, and we dont even celebrate our birthdays in the first place
BlueLollipop: YEAH AND WE DIDNT ASK BUT WE STILL GOT THESE SHITTILY WRAPPED BOXES
ImmaSnapYourNeck: YEHAHAH AND EVERYONE IS DISSAPOINTED AND WANTS TO GO HOME BUT SHE WONT LET US
MollyMyMaukCoward: gods jester, i admire you, but fuck you beau
ImmaSnapYourNeck: lil bitch
CowboyOfTheSouth: Tag yourself, I'm "I want to go home"
CalebWidogast: Same...
CowboyOfTheSouth: Also, Mollymauk! Yasha went offline and she told me to tell you to arrive home safely.
MollyMyMaukCoward: oh my dear sweetheart, but yes ill be alright
ImmaSnapYourNeck: oh shit dude, youre out?? all alone??
MollyMyMaukCoward: yes, but ill be fine no worries, im at a party with some acquaintances
ImmaSnapYourNeck: are you sure? this time well be able to help you if a racist piece of shit decides to hurt you, not like back then
MollyMyMaukCoward: Ah…. Good Times…. when I randomly joined the group call with all of you and you all realized something was wrong because I wasnt talking about the fact that im here
BlueLollipop: it was so scary molly >.< it was Cayyyleb who realized that you were on righf??
BlueLollipop: right*
CalebWidogast: Ja… it was me…
CalebWidogast: I was looking through Tusk Love to find some quotes that Jester and Fjord needed for their collab, I believe.
BlueLollipop: I was playing minecraft as well at the time im still so sorry >-<;;;
MollyMyMaukCoward: dear, i told you its ok, and again thank you Mr. Caleb, truly.
CalebWidogast: I'm… just happy you weren't going to die, so any time Mx. Mollymauk…
CowboyOfTheSouth: That was before you even met Yasha in person, right?
MollyMyMaukCoward: yup, dark times
MollyMyMaukCoward: lets change the subject~ we should all play minecraft sometime soon again
BlueLollipop: fuck yes!! we still need to finish your weird tower molly!!
MollyMyMaukCoward: oh the tower!! a classic
CalebWidogast: Going to take advantage of the lull while I'm still awake and my anxiety isn't crushing me-
CalebWidogast: All of you are undergraduates, am I correct?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: yeah dude, my majors accounting babey, youre not or smth?
CalebWidogast: Oh, no, I'm not. I guess? I think I'll start up for my Master's degree after this year… I thought I've told you…?
BlueLollipop: 3:0!!! you havent!! remember the whole "keep to myself deal" uve kept? but!! thats super cool!! Masters for what?
CalebWidogast: Well I've gotten my Bachelor's in Common last year... currently wondering about how to proceed now I suppose…
ImmaSnapYourNeck: so masters in Common as well?
CalebWidogast: Maybe so, I'd like to become a teacher for Common I think, maybe for foreign students specifically. After all, it isn't my first language either, so I could relate to their struggles.
CalebWidogast: But ah… I am thinking of taking a Bachelors in Physics.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: physics??? the fuck?
CalebWidogast: It's closely related to the study of Transmutation magic and an old type that has gotten my interest recently.
CowboyOfTheSouth: You're a really talented wizard, right? Why don't you just study magic instead of this?
BlueLollipop: yeah!! ure really good from what youve told us, im sure theyd let you in the solstrice academy!!! i could get you a recommendation letter for u from Momma!!
CalebWidogast: Haha.
CalebWidogast: Funny.
CalebWidogast: But no, I'd rather not… Magic is a hobby for me, nothing else.
MollyMyMaukCoward: really?
CalebWidogast: Yes, really.
MollyMyMaukCoward: mmhmm ok
CalebWidogast: But yes, teacher. Common teacher.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: lol youre gonna be one of those old hot teachers everyone likes if you do that
CalebWidogast: Excuse me?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: yuh dude, youve got like… the hot hobo teacher vibes, and with your accent it's like 10/10 would be into you if i wasnt a RAGING lesbian
CalebWidogast: ...Wonderful.
CowboyOfTheSouth: You have an accent? I don't remember hearing one from you when we met.
CalebWidogast: Ah, I believe that you just didn't hear me talk that much back then…
MollyMyMaukCoward: I was one of the few blessed even BEFORE we met, and let me tell you, his Zemnian accent is amazing.
MollyMyMaukCoward: Hot teacher material, Beau is right
BlueLollipop: YOU HEARD HIS VOICE BEFORE THAT??? IM SO JEALOUS
ImmaSnapYourNeck: OH REALLY???? AND I DIDNT…. I THOUGHT WE WERE HUMAN BUDDIES
CalebWidogast: …
CalebWidogast: I don't know how to react to all of this.
MollyMyMaukCoward: no need to thank me 3;)c
BlueLollipop: YAH i heard ur accent for a bit and!! its really nice!!
MollyMyMaukCoward: his voice is super soothing, isnt that so???
BlueLollipop: it is!!!
MollyMyMaukCoward: a pretty voice for a pretty man, cheers
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ImmaSnapYourNeck: LMAO i think you embarrassed him off the phone
MollyMyMaukCoward: huh, hope that didnt actually make him uncomfortable…
CowboyOfTheSouth: Whatever happened, I believe that we should all follow his example and go to sleep.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Sleep well, all of you!
BlueLollipop: Goodnight Fjord!! Sweet dreams!!!
ImmaSnapYourNeck: sleep tight man
CowboyOfTheSouth: Thanks
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ImmaSnapYourNeck: gtg as well, got early classes :// fucking business schmucks
ImmaSnapYourNeck is now offline
MollyMyMaukCoward: Ill be back in a few hours, but gtg! night blueberry!
BlueLollipop: night molly!! take care lavender!!
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05:20
MollyMyMaukCoward is now online
MollyMyMaukCoward: ok but the whole fanfiction talk was stupid, we all licherally met at a Tusk Love meet up yall, of course we write fanfiction
ImmaSnapYourNeck is now online
ImmaSnapYourNeck: some people forget that
ImmaSnapYourNeck: and some people fORGET TO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, YOU FUCK
MollyMyMaukCoward: fine, gn shithead
ImmaSnapYourNeck: sleep well dipshit
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10:32
FuckYourButtons is now online
FuckYourButtons: what the fuck is this
FuckYourButtons: why were you all awake at four in the fucking MORNGING
FuckYourButtons: you bitches have classes/work today!! What is wrong with all of you!!
MollyMyMaukCoward: some people were out partying actually excuse you
ImmaSnapYourNeck: shit dude you actually stayed out that long?
MollyMyMaukCoward: yah
MollyMyMaukCoward: my head is killing me lol
CowboyOfTheSouth: I think I have a recipe for a hangover cure if you need one.
Mollymymaukcoward: its quite alright! Thank you for the offer though 3:)
Mollymymaukcoward: jester is with me and she is casting a lil cantrip she learned from her mother apparently to help me with it
Mollymymaukcoward: its quite a blessing really
Cowboyofthesouth: She's a cleric, right? Do you know what Deity she is a cleric for? I don't think she ever told us about It.
MollyMyMaukCoward: not really, never really asked, not any of my bussiness
MollyMyMaukCoward: she says hi btw! hopes that all of you will have a good day!
ImmaSnapYourNeck: cant she use her own phone to text?
MollyMyMaukCoward: she used her battery last night apparently, talking with her mother, and forgot to charge or something
ImmaSnapYourNeck: say hi to her from me, and tell her i got her this neat necklace from huperdook during the weekend
MollyMyMaukCoward: got it
FuckYourButtons: makes sense as to why she wasnt sleeping at the time… but seriosuly what the fuck molly. A party on a monday night?
MollyMyMaukCoward: youre bassically an infant, the fuck are you talking about
FuckYourButtons: i??? Am an adult??? And were in college???
CowboyOfTheSouth: I mean, there are younger and younger folk who are coming in to study now-adays because they are all pretty bright for their age, so you could be one of them.
FuckYourButtons: i am flattered, really. But no you fuckwad, im an adult. Older than you in fucking goblin years thats for sure
CowboyOfTheSouth: hey now, shortie, I aint coming for your neck. Chillax.
CalebWidogast is now online
FuckYourButtons: what the fuck did you just say
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CalebWidogast: You.. Have no idea what you have unleashed...
CowboyOfTheSouth: Alrighty…. Sure
CowboyOfTheSouth: I hear screaming.
CalebWidogast: Rip, it was…. Ok knowing you
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ImmaSnapYourNeck: LMAO really??? just ok lol
MollyMyMaukCoward: Caleb…. we are hurt……
MollyMyMaukCoward: i would be torn if i lost u :(
CowboyOfTheSouth is now online
FuckYourButtons is now online
CowboyOfTheSouth: WHY IN ALL THE DARN HELLS DOES NOTT HAVE A CROSSBOW
MollyMyMaukCoward: LMAO WHAT
ImmaSnapYourNeck: SHE HAS A WHAT NOW???
CalebWidogast: That one was a gift from me, and its with suction cups….
CowboyOfTheSouth: THEY STING LIKE AN ABSOLUTE BITCH
CowboyOfTheSouth: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE MY DORM WAS AT ANYWAY?? @FuckYourButtons
FuckYourButtons: i have my ways
FuckYourButtons: dont you fucking dare call me shortie ever again, understood green guy?
CowboyOfTheSouth: Alright green las… if you say so
FuckYourButtons: Good.
Read by CowboyOfTheSouth, ImmaSnapYourNeck, MollyMyMaukCoward, CalebWidogast
11:12
BlueLollipop is now online
BlueLollipop: oh yeesh thats rough 3:( nott dont bully fjord!!
BlueLollipop: anyone wanna play minecraft? ill open up my server
BlueLollipop: class is BOOOORING
ImmaSnapYourNeck: sure ill get on
MollyMyMaukCoward: same here dear!!
BlueLollipop: yay!!!
ImmaSnapYourNeck: brb I think I got a package or something
MollyMyMaukCoward: at your dorm?? im comin over in case theyre drugs
ImmaSnapYourNeck: k whatever shithead
MollyMyMaukCoward: well be right back jester!
BlueLollipop: oki!!!
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Read by BlueLollipop, CowboyOfTheSouth
12:37
ImmaSnapYourNeck is now online
MollyMyMaukCoward is now online
ImmaSnapYourNeck: OK GUYS THIS ISNT FUCKING FUNNY
ImmaSnapYourNeck: WHO DID THIS
ImmaSnapYourNeck sent a file
image_079.jpg [The picture is that of a metal toaster that is crushed in, and has several forks sticking out of it, atop a table. Mollymauk can be seen in the background, blurry, but clear enough to see that he is crying from laughter, and highkey worried.]
ImmaSnapYourNeck: there was a fucking note on it as well that said Piss Off what the fuck yall
CowboyOfTheSouth: Is this the whole "I liked a kid from my school so I put notes on their locker that said to Fuck Off" deal but College edition?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: fuck I sure hope it isnt because thats not how I do this man
ImmaSnapYourNeck: like…. give me some flowers. chocolates. not a fucking BASHED IN TOASTER
ImmaSnapYourNeck: this looks like something I did when i was in highschool and would get mad at my fucking dad
CowboyOfTheSouth: Woah there pardner, you've got some unresolved emotional issues that you need to figure out with therapy?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: THE ONLY THERAPY I NEED DUDE IS WITH MY FIST
CalebWidogast is now online
CalebWidogast: Wow, Beauregard, that's not very vanilla of you…
ImmaSnapYourNeck: wh
ImmaSnapYourNeck: ARENT YOU BUSY BITCH
CalebWidogast: Were getting some new books at the library right now, and I'm weaker than a blade of grass, so no..
ImmaSnapYourNeck: fuckfifnf fair I guess
ImmaSnapYourNeck: But Really Who Did This
CowboyOfTheSouth: Wasn't me, sorry.
CalebWidogast: Again, strength of a blade of grass.
MollyMyMaukCoward: thsish is fuckfin hilarious but it wasntn me
ImmaSnapYourNeck: haha so funny
ImmaSnapYourNeck: if this is a stalker or something… im going to lose it
CalebWidogast: Maybe it's a warning?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: thank you for your suggestion! you have been rejected and are going to get socked on spot
CalebWidogast: Oh fuck. Well then, Beauregard, It was nice knowing you. Bye.
CalebWidogast is now offline
ImmaSnapYourNeck: WH
ImmaSnapYourNeck: WAIT BITCH I NEED TO GOOGLE TRANSKATE ITRYRHRHHD
CowboyOfTheSouth: F
BlueLollipop: F
Read by ImmaSnapYourNeck, CowboyOfTheSouth, FuckYourButtons, MollyMyMaukCoward
15:22
ImmaSnapYourNeck: HAHAAHSHSJ OH MY GODS YOU GUYS
ImmaSnapYourNeck: I MADE A GUY PISS HIMSELF IN FEAR SKHAJAHSJSH
MollyMyMaukCoward: HWTADJDHSJJ
MollyMyMaukCoward: DETAILS???
ImmaSnapYourNeck: a few days ago this douche came up to me like "oh hey baby you free 2nite" which GROSS my lesbian ass was crying right
ImmaSnapYourNeck: anyway i told him to FUCK OFF because i am GAY and PINING after someone already
BlueLollipop: YOU WHAT
ImmaSnapYourNeck: DETAILS DETAILS
ImmaSnapYourNeck: anyway apparently he transferred to our department and has been trying to go out on a date with me
ImmaSnapYourNeck: and that got my alarms ringing, especially because of the toaster i got, so i cornered him earlier and told him to tell me what his business with me was
ImmaSnapYourNeck: ANYWAY i got such a mean face when talking specifically with fuckboys so i terrified him and made him piss himself
ImmaSnapYourNeck: IT WAS SO FUNNY…..
MollyMyMaukCoward: YES BITCH GET HIS ASS
MollyMyMaukCoward: GOOD FOR YOU
BlueLollipop: ehehe he got it coming so 3:3c
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17:57
CalebWidogast is now online
CalebWidogast: @ImmaSnapYourNeck I have searched around and asked for any weird behaviour, but nothing suspicious.
CalebWidogast: I checked in with an acquaintance of mine as well… but nothing. Sorry Beau…
ImmaSnapYourNeck: its cool man, no worries
ImmaSnapYourNeck: Fucking Weird :/
ImmaSnapYourNeck: just got kinda weirded out, is all
CalebWidogast: I understand, do not fret.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: how are you man btw? hows work and stuff?
CalebWidogast: Eh, it's all good. I am home now cuddling with Frumpkin and eating ramen with Nott. We were both too lazy to cook something… so this is a good compromise.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: fuck yeah, sounds snazzy
ImmaSnapYourNeck: wait, you can cook???
CalebWidogast: ...yes, I have lived... some years alone for personal reasons, so I had to feed myself. It was good I still had some old cookbooks and time so I got to learning. It's very cathartic.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: thats snazzy man, i cant cook for shit tbh i gotta eat at the canteen or else I'll die
CalebWidogast: I could cook you something some time if you'd like, I did that for Mollymauk once and it was… nice.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: wait hold up you did what when
CalebWidogast: Oh, look at the time I'm sorry but I gotta go, my favourite TV show is coming on.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: CALEB WIDOGAST DONT LEAVE ME HANGING
CalebWidogast is now offline
ImmaSnapYourNeck: OH COME ON
Read by MollyMyMaukCoward, BlueLollipop, FuckYourButtons, CowboyOfTheSouth
18:23
ImmaSnapYourNeck: bros me and molly have been hanging out for some time and weve been putting on some fucking MAKEUP, we look kinda hot
YashaNydoorin is now online
YashaNydoorin: oh, so that's where he went.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: HEYYY YASHHH
ImmaSnapYourNeck: youre missing the party of a LIFETIME my dude
YashaNydoorin: maybe next time.
YashaNydoorin: i saw the toaster, are you ok?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: yeah man, havin a grand old time with molls as well, wish you were here
ImmaSnapYourNeck: well, i mean, i wish all of us could meet and all
ImmaSnapYourNeck: you know
CowboyOfTheSouth is now online
ImmaSnapYourNeck: saved by the bell
CowboyOfTheSouth: Hope you're havin' fun! I'm stuck inside with a project in my hands.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: pfft that blows, for what class
CowboyOfTheSouth: Fuckin' Philosophy, and next week we're getting out grades back from my Psychology class.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: whats your major??
CowboyOfTheSouth: It's… a deep dark secret…
ImmaSnapYourNeck: is it philosophy lol
CowboyOfTheSouth: ...Maybe.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Anyway, how are you Yasha? Ready for the storm this week? Heard you liked storms.
YashaNydoorin: yeah, i think so… a bit worried it might come during the weekend i guess.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Oh really? Why?
YashaNydoorin: i have a thing about storms during the weekend, don't ask me why because i don't know either.
YashaNydoorin: hey purple petal @MollyMyMaukCoward, having fun with beau?
MollyMyMaukCoward: yes!! im looking so snatched you have no idea, and beau looks really good… ohoho…
BlueLollipop: send pixs!! also hi guys im here!!
MollyMyMaukCoward sent a file
image_1237.jpg [The picture is a selfie. Most of it is taken by Mollymauk, who is currently wearing a turtleneck style blouse with short sleeves and a face full of makeup, the main colours being red, gold, and black. He also has jewelry adorning his horns that is sparkling. Behind him is a clearly annoyed Beau, with her hair up and a well-fitted button up shirt and black vest. She has sharp eyeliner and blue eyeshadow that compliments her face. Golden freckles were added on her face as well.]
ImmaSnapYourNeck: bro no homo bro but you look kinda hot in this dress
MollyMyMaukCoward: No homo or hetero either bro, but that really means a lot
ImmaSnapYourNeck: bro….
MollyMyMaukCoward: yes bro?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: your makeup is shit though
BlueLollipop: EHEHSJAHAJSHJD
CowboyOfTheSouth: HA
MollyMyMaukCoward: ….
MollyMyMaukCoward: Brb gonna choke you out and kill you
ImmaSnapYourNeck: TRY ME BITCH
MollyMyMaukCoward: AND ILL DO IT WITH MY THIGHS
ImmaSnapYourNeck: OH FUCK
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CowboyOfTheSouth: Holy shit, I can't believe they're finally gonna kill eachother.
YashaNydoorin: eh, took them long enough. but ill go stop them before its too late.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Godspeed Yash……
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BlueLollipop: ….
CowboyOfTheSouth ...so.
BlueLollipop: wanna go out for some milkshakes? theres a new diner opening near pumat sols!
CowboyOfTheSouth: Pumat Sol? Does he own a shop?
BlueLollipop: yeah!! its a really fancy and magical shop with rlly cool shit which u should totally check out some time!! i went there w/ cayleb
BlueLollipop: I'll pick u up from the male dorms!!
CowboyOfTheSouth: Alright, be there in 5!
BlueLollipop: :)
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19:18
YashaNydoorin is now online
YashaNydoorin sent a file
snapchat_download123.jpg [The picture is of Beau and Mollymauk sitting down on a red couch and looking at eachother, Beau looking pissed and Molly looking smug. They're both holding cups that are filled with coffe, in the same outfits as before but a bit disheveled. Mollymauk's full outfit is of a flowy red dress, one side cut up towards the thigh, and a black leather jacker. Beau has grey suit pants on and sleek black shoes. It's a very good shot, the light coming from the sun as it's going down giving the photo a very ethereal feel to it.]
YashaNydoorin: crisis resolved. however the mysterious toaster is yet to be resolved.
YashaNydoorin: i hope all of you are having a good evening. if not, i hope your nights will get better.
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BlueLollipop: HEY GUYS I JSUT REALIZED SOMETHING- i know most of u are busy at this hour so take ur time yall!! i miss u all already :*** also!! the picture is SO GOOD….. FUCK
BlueLollipop: ive reread the cruise scenes in tl2the right? where the crew members get together to drink and get to know eachother and where Daddy Issues is introduced as well, right???
BlueLollipop: this made me realize we dont really know eachother! other than the little groups we had before we all got together by accident at that meetup(which was again super fun and going to the circus after that as well?? kudos to molly and yasha again!! That performance was amazing!!)
BlueLollipop: we should all play 21 questions, but instead of like…. 1 on 1 its like 1 on 7! so one asks a question and everyone, including the one who asked the question, answers it!
BlueLollipop i think itd be fun!!! if u guys want it to be a quick thing(everyone gives their answers and then the next question is asked) or a long thing(where we all talk about our answers!!) we can decide then!!!
BlueLollipop: id love to have us all meet again but were all pretty busy, especially now..... I myself have a LOOOT of art projects to start about now…. Haha…………. i hate everything….
BlueLollipop: and because now we all have met irl and can hang out "easier" its a good chance to learn things about eachother!!!
BlueLollipop: love u all!! Xoxo
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