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Philia-delphia by sudowoodo
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Shazam! (2019)
22 Sep 2020
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Summary
“Holy shit,” says the kid, fast. “You’re that— Richie Tozier guy. Am I saying that right? Holy shit, I’ve seen you in memes.”
“Uh, yeah,” says Richie.
“Uuuh—” The boy starts to laugh compulsively. He glances around quickly and nudges the hotel room door closed behind him. “I didn’t expect to actually recognise—” He throws one hand up, laughing, the other leaning heavier on the crutch. “Swear I’m not a stalker stan or anything. Literally scrolled past your shit on Netflix, like, a million times.”
“Fuck, great, I’ll pass that on to the marketing team.”
“Ha.” The kid sways a little on his crutch. Then he looks down at himself, blinking, as if it’s the first time he’s seen his own legs. “Right. So I never mentioned… It’s not a big deal— I’m pretty sure I can still do most, uh, positions— but if you feel like walking out right now that is also—” Richie can only blink, totally blindsided by the sheer velocity of words streaming out of the kid’s mouth. “—I’ll understand, I mean. Right, I more or less catfished you, what am I thinking? I should just—”
“Hey,” Richie laughs suddenly, throwing his hands up in the air. “You wanna sit down or something?”