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"Explain. Now."
Aizawa glares down Todoroki while the rest of 1-A stare up at the mansion with their jaws dropped.
"I bought a house." Todoroki casually replies.
The class looks between him and the massive mansion incredulously, Todoroki is nonchalantly saying he just bought.
The mansion in question has 25 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, a full sized ballroom, a large dining room, five star kitchen, gym, Olympic sized pool, quirk proof training rooms, a library, a massive courtyard, an underground parking garage, and a helipad.
"Mine's larger." Yaoyorozu says with a hint of amused smugness in her voice.
Uraraka faints immediately.
Aizawa sighs.
"Why did you buy a house?" He asks, feeling the need to sleep for the next million years.
"Because fuck Endeavour," Todoroki says with a grin, "and if there's one thing he hates, it's common decency. I bought this for the whole class."
Kirishima bursts into tears at the sheer manliness of the gesture, Kaminari.exe encounters a fatal error and has to reboot, and Sero collapses and joins Uraraka in the Fainted Pile.
A fountain of Midoriya crying, instead of a peeing angel, is found in the garden near the pool. Midoriya is mortified and Bakugou can't stop laughing.
"Right." Aizawa says as he turns to go hold up the nearest coffee shop for their strongest cup.