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I’m Not Calling You A Zombie (Just Don’t Eat My Flesh) by dollsome
Fandoms: Angel: the Series
07 Aug 2011
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After going to see a zombie movie, Cordelia points out the resemblances between Angel and a certain species of yucky undead flesh eaters. Wesley doesn't really help to dissuade her. Angel is distressed (but has good hair).
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“Oh my God, chill out, it’s not like I just made you be the Spice Girl who wears track pants all the time.”
Angel stares at her.
“Ugh,” Cordelia says impatiently. “If I had friends who were girls, that remark would have totally resonated, FYI.”
Angel furrows his brow thoughtfully. Maybe he can make this change of subject work for him. It’s not ideal, but. “I think Buffy might have said something once—”
“Blah blah blah Buffy, you love her, she loves you, never the twain shall meet, we get it. Ugh. Buffy. Talk about Sporty Spice.”
“Made him be the Spice Girl …?” Wesley muses meanwhile.
“Like, assigning a specific Spice Girl to all your friends. I, for example, was always Posh Spice. Duh.”
Wesley stares blankly at her.
“Oh, you know, it’s a girl thing,” Cordelia says impatiently. “Oh, wait, you don’t, because not only are you not a girl, but I’m pretty sure you’ve never actually had anything to do with one ever.”
“I kissed you,” Wesley points out indignantly. “You were there. I think.”
“I was there,” Cordelia confirms glumly.