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1. A Brief Study of Earthly Functions by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Apr 2020

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Pining
   • First Orgasm
   • Oblivious Aziraphale
   • Sexual Tension
   • Lovesick Crowley
   • Frottage
   • Hand Jobs
   • sad wanking
   • Nipple Play
   • Shameless Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Phone Sex
   • Kind Of
   • Fluff
   • Someone please help Crowley
   • Service Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Pillow Principality Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Possessive Crowley
   • Voice Kink
   • Praise Kink
   • lil bit of food porn
   • I Blame Tumblr
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Masturbation in Bathroom
   • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
   • Angst
   • Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens)
   • Romantic Tension
   • First Kiss
   • Crying

   Summary

   Aziraphale accidentally stumbles upon his first orgasm, and Crowley is more than happy to help him understand what's going on.

    

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