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    You know this feeling, when you just wanted to go to the groceries store to get some goddamn milk and you almost caused a fucking car crash, because your newly claimed toddler accidentally hot-wired a damn traffic light, which you didn’t immediately notice, ‘cause the little shit went airborne out of his ass-expensive stroller with his ridiculously strong tentacle arms, latched onto said traffic light and electrocuted it, while you were maybe thinking about a certain redhead?
    No?
    Well. Bite me or listen to my fucking story.

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