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take a deep breath, suck the water in my chest, and cross my fingers, and hope for the best by elegantwings
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Apr 2020
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Summary
Jaskier should really know better by now than to trust Geralt when he says something isn't real.
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“Sex curses aren’t real,” he says, apropos of nothing, and looks Jaskier directly in the eye as he says it. Jaskier feels oddly like he’s facing one of his tutors, and he’s so thrown that he almost forgets to comment on the subject matter.
Almost. “Sex curses?” he repeats, ignoring Geralt’s unimpressed look. “Uh, good to know I guess? I don’t think I have a song about it, but I’ll remember that?”
Geralt crosses his arms and nods towards the table. There’s a folded up piece of paper there, and Jaskier recognizes it as the notice from earlier, and he scans through the scrawled handwriting.
“Seen this before,” Geralt continues while Jaskier reads. “Small village, bored husbands who can’t keep it in their pants and try to blame it on a curse when they get caught.”
Jaskier folds the paper back up. The description was vague enough, men being “overcome with lust”, no rhyme or reason. “Could it be succubus?” he asks, and can’t help but roll his eyes and mouth along when he says “Not real.”