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1. Is That Beef Jerky In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? by LoonyLoomy

   Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Apr 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Charlie Kelly/Mac McDonald
   • Charlie Kelly
   • Mac McDonald
   • Master/Pet
   • Pet Play
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Blow Jobs
   • Collars
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • BDSM
   • Safewords
   • Humor
   • Smut
   • Established Relationship
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • Demisexual Charlie Kelly
   • One Shot
   • Fluff

   Summary

   "Charlie, sit."
   "Don't tell me to sit, dude."
   "You want a treat? Think I got some jerky here in my—I do have some jerky in my pocket! Do you want some?"
   "Mm!"
   "Yeah?"
   "Yeah!"
   "You sure? You want some? Wait for it. Sit. Shake. Speak."
   "I would like some jerky, please."
   "Good boy! Haha, he caught it! He catches it every time."
   - Season 3 Episode 5, 'The Aluminium Monster Vs Fatty Magoo'

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   English

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