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“You didn’t answer me. Here I am, on my knee—”
“—knees, plural—”
“—asking for your hand in marriage when we are old and gray—”
“—twenty-eight is neither of those things—”
“—and the only thing you can say is wash your hands? I can’t believe romance is dead.”
“We’re in a bathroom.”
“And?”
“And any romance we could have possibly had went out the window the second you came in here.”
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Eddie and Richie make a marriage pact that, you know, does not define how they go about having relationships for the next ten years. What changes the game, though, is the introduction of Patty Blum to their lives. Sometimes all it takes is a push from very annoying, enthusiastic girl trying to celebrate her birthday.