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Aizawa is going to sleep the rest of his life away.
Why the goddamn fuck is Midoriya coming into class, rolling on a unicycle with Tsuyu of all people! Of course, Kaminari and Kirishima and Sero back them up, carrying speakers that simultaneously play 'here come dat boi oh shit waddup' and holy fuck is that annoying. And profane. Aizawa rubs his forehead. Did the two of them need the sunglasses too? What the fuck is he missing and oh no--"OH MY GOSH, MIDORIYA!! TSUYU!! THE KATSUCREW--!"
"I told you not to call us that, Pink Face!!"
Mina grins. "Aww, theres an 'us!'"
"No! No, the fuck there isn't!" Bakugo screeches.
Aizawa needs Advil for his headache.
He opens his eyes, immediately locking on the back of the room and--God, is Todoroki, one of his most capable students having a fucking Gay Panic™️ Moment because of this?!?
Yaoyorozu is even comforting him. Thank God she was smart enough to ask her crush out before it became a big fucking problem.
"Watch him roll! Shit waddu--"
"Off!" Aizawa screams. "Turn it off. You problem children! What's even the meaning of--!"
Kaminari just laughs and gives Aizawa a look. How dare he. "It's April fools!" He exclaims.
Aizawa pinches the bridge of his nose. "And I'll be expelling each and every one of you if you don't get in your seats and get ready for this pop quiz. It's worth 20% of your grade."
The kids all look wide-eyed and surprised, dropping their unicycles and turning off the music as they rush to their seats. Everyone held a worried expression--or at least the students you'd expect to, and Kaminari shakily rose his hand after a moment. Aizawa called on him.
"U-uh...d-do we really....uhh...."
Aizawa can't help his Cheshire like grin.
"It was an illogical ruse. April Fools you problem children."