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Once upon a time, a Boy met Girl, and the Girl met Boy, and a tall glass of beer met the Boy’s shirt. If you think there is nothing new about this story, you would be correct. It is, in many ways, as cliche as things get. The boy could quote dead philosophers for hours, and the girl could name every muscle and bone in your body, and they, as boys and girls do in these particular stories, fell in love. And in many ways, they worked on many levels - friends, partners, lovers, spouses, parents. And I promise you, at many many times in their mutual lives they had very passionate mind-numbing sexual intercourse. This is just not one of these times. Kinda.
[I'mDad!Au: where Walter is a history grad, and Barbara is a med student, and they have a whole life together and one (1) kid, but before that, they need to figure out that Walter is not a top, and Barbara is definitely not a bottom]