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1. Dustin Pubsign And The Case Of The Hairy Dangle by thealienexchange, TheDastardlyDuo

   Fandoms: One Man Two Guv'nors, One Man Two Guv'nors - Theater  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   04 May 2020

   Tags

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   • Stanley Stubbers/Rachel Crabbe
   • Stanley Stubbers/Alan Dangle
   • Stanley Stubbers
   • Rachel Crabbe
   • Alan 'Orlando' Dangle
   • Dustin Pubsign
   • 1960s
   • era-typical slang
   • era-typical polyamory
   • Bisexual Male Character
   • Bisexual Female Character
   • Post-Canon
   • British Slang
   • ridiculous english accents
   • References to Shakespeare
   • Bad Acting
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Crack Relationships

   Summary

   "Maybe other men think you can play doubles and have your meat and veg at once. Spinach and tomatoes. Vanilla ice cream and buggery, roses AND violets, you understand. But me? I’ve never even looked at a man’s arse for longer than the appropriate two minutes.”
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   Stanley Stubbers has a very loving wife, a very perfect anniversary, and very unresolved issues from public school.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,495

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   6

   Hits:

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