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[22:05] Unknown: Yo fucknut
[22:05] Unknown: Where tf r u
[22:10] Unknown: Answer me u ass
[22:14] Unknown: Fuck u
[10:23] Unknown: Okay I know we don’t know one another but still leaving me on read is really fucking rude
[10:23] Unknown: Fuck u
[11:37] Unknown: And u still leave me on read unfuckingbelievable
[11:38] Sender: who are you?
[11:38] Unknown: Aint that the question of life
[11:39] Sender: okay mr. emo chill it’s not even 12pm yet
[11:40] mr. emo: Fuck u
[11:40] mr. emo: Im not emo
[11:41] Sender: sure jan
[11:55] mr. i’m not emo: Im boredddddddddddd
[11:57] Sender: i thought u were emo
[11:58] mr. boredddddddddddd: Fuck u
[11:58] Sender: nah i don’t even know you
[11:58] mr. boredddddddddddd: Same and yet somehow i already know ur a piece of shit
[11:59] Sender: yup sounds like me
[12:01] mr. boredddddddddddd: What u doing
[12:04] Sender: like right now?
[12:04] mr. boredddddddddddd: Duh fucknut
[12:05] Sender: i’m eating chicken wings and doing stuff
[12:05] mr. boredddddddddddd: How
[12:05] Sender: wdym how
[12:06] mr. boredddddddddddd: How r u eating chicken wings and doing stuff and typing
[12:07] mr. boredddddddddddd: Oh gross dont tell me ur one of those people who get food all over their stuff and dont even care
[12:07] Sender: i’m not one of those people
[12:07] Sender: i’m eating with my left hand and typing with the other
[12:08] mr. boredddddddddddd: Oh
[12:09] Sender: yeah
[12:10] mr. boredddddddddddd: What kinda stuff u doing
[12:23] Sender: just hw for school
[12:23] mr. boredddddddddddd: Oh fuck r u a 12 yr old
[12:24] mr. boredddddddddddd: Srsly pls dont be a 12 yr old
[12:25] Sender: sorry i didn’t see my phone light up
[12:25] Sender: dw i’m 17
[12:25] mr. panic: Oh thank fuck
[12:27] mr. panic: Im still bored
[12:32] Sender: i’m doing hw so i probs won’t reply sorry
[14:01] Sender: finished my hw
[14:04] mr. panic: Welcome back to the land of the living
[14:04] Sender: you never told me ur age
[14:04] mr. panic: I think its real fucking clear ur not talking to a 12 yr old
[14:05] Sender: oh come on i told u my age
[14:05] Sender: i’m really kidding u don’t need to tell me if you don’t want to
[14:06] mr. panic: Nah its fine
[14:06] mr. panic: Im 18
[14:07] Sender: oh cool
[14:08] Sender: oh also what are your pronouns
[14:08] mr. panic: He/they idc as long as it isnt she
[14:09] Sender: gotcha
[14:09] mr. panic: Wbu
[14:09] Sender: he/him
[23:02] Sender: u know u never told me what happened the first time u texted me
[23:05] mr. panic: I was trying to find an asshole
[23:06] mr. panic: He changed his number recently and I couldnt remember what it was
[23:06] Sender: did u find him?
[23:07] mr. panic: No bc hes an asshole
[23:07] mr. panic: Or at least idk
[23:07] mr. panic: I think i got it but he hasnt texted me back
[23:08] Sender: oof
[23:57] mr. panic: HIIIIIIIIIIII
[23:57] mr. panic: ARE YOU DABIS SECRET BOYFRIEND???
[23:57] mr. panic: PLS TELL US ALSJDNFVCJHJDKVFJNCJNNLNVMM,,
[23:57] mr. panic: AALMSNDX MMMMn nkjnkjn KJNKJBACDJK
[23:58] mr. panic: You better treat him right! OOkay??!njkbsakjdbn
[23:58] mr. panic: WELL COME FOR YOUR NKNEECAPS
[23:59] mr. panic: cannnnnnnnJNNKJ I STAB YOU
[23:59] mr. panic: stoopPP TKAKNSDM
[23:59] mr. panic: weLL COME FUR U TOesNKJN
[00:00] mr. panic: Don’t worry. I’ll return Dabi’s phone to him.
[00:15] mr. dabi: Pls ignore that
[00:15] mr. dabi: My friends are such fucking assholes istg ill kill them
[00:16] Sender: lmao what happened
[00:16] mr. dabi: Toga stole my phone as i was taking a shower
[00:16] mr. dabi: Little shit
[00:16] mr. dabi: And then Jin got it
[00:16] mr. dabi: Bigger shit
[00:17] Sender: i thought it was cute
[00:17] mr. dabi: Theyre not cute
[00:17] mr. dabi: Im going to kill them
[00:18] Sender: they care abt u
[00:18] mr. dabi: No fuck u
[00:18] Sender: it’s the truth you can’t deny it
[00:19] mr. dabi: Watch me
[00:19] Sender: omg are you a tsundere
[00:19] mr. dabi: No fuck u shut up
[00:20] Sender: omg u r
[00:20] mr. tsundere: Im never talking to u again
[00:20] Sender: oh no how could i possibly survive
[00:22] Sender: wait r u actually being serious
[00:40] Sender: dabi?
[00:58] Sender: i’m sorry i didn’t think you’d actually be mad
[00:58] Sender: dabi?
[03:46] mr. tsundere: Im not mad
[03:47] mr. tsundere: I get angry easily but im not mad
[03:47] mr. tsundere: I just hate the world
[03:47] mr. tsundere: Its fully of shitty people and all those shitty people get things easy
[03:48] mr. tsundere: I wish i could burn it all to the ground
[08:12] Sender: same
[08:13] mr. tsundere: Shut up
[08:14] mr. tsundere: Dont even try to compare yourself to me
[08:14] mr. tsundere: We’re not the same or even close to it
[08:15] mr. tsundere: The fact that your biggest worry rn is ur hw proves that
[08:16] Sender: woah and to think i was worried about u a few hours ago
[08:17] Sender: do you know what? fuck you
[08:17] Sender: how do you know what my biggest worry is?
[08:18] Sender: for your information my biggest worry is if finally today is the last day
[08:18] Sender: if finally they’ll come at me with a big enough bat and i’ll end up in hospital and never leave
[08:18] Sender: or if the cops will finally turn up at the door and take my dad or mum away for good this time
[08:19] Sender: fuck u why am i even telling you this
[08:19] Sender: u don’t get to decide shit
[08:20] Sender: fuck u don’t talk to me again
[01:35] Sender: i know it’s been a few days
[01:35] Sender: and i’m still really pissed off at you
[01:36] Sender: but i quite liked our lil chats
[01:36] Sender: the truth is i don’t have very many friends
[01:36] Sender: which i’m sure you could guess by now
[01:37] Sender: i shouldn’t have blown up like that but you were also being really mean
[01:39] Sender: pls reply i miss talking to you
[02:46] mr. fuck u: Youre a piece of shit u know that?
[02:47] mr. fuck u: I fuckin hate you
[02:47] mr. fuck u: You cant do that to me
[02:47] mr. fuck u: Urghh i really hate you i want to scream
[07:02] Sender: are you okay?
[07:03] mr. fuck u: No
[07:04] Sender: do you want to talk about it?
[07:05] mr. fuck u: No
[07:06] Sender: okay
[19:50] mr. fuck u: Are you okay
[19:50] Sender: yes
[19:51] mr. fuck u: Bullshit
[19:51] Sender: haha yes i guess
[19:53] Sender: are you going to apologise to me?
[19:54] mr. fuck u: No
[19:55] mr. fuck u: Im tired of apologising for shit
[19:55] mr. fuck u: U shouldnt apologise either
[19:56] mr. fuck u: Dont ever say ur sorry to me
[19:56] mr. fuck u: Just accept what you did and move on
[19:57] Sender: so u don’t regret what u did? at all
[19:58] mr. fuck u: No it’s in the past
[19:58] mr. fuck u: Fucking sulking over it is just going to give you a headache now
[19:59] mr. fuck u: And then thats another thing to feel sorry for
[19:59] mr. fuck u: And the cycle just never ends
[20:00] mr. fuck u: Better to do something to make it count
[20:01] Sender: i hate that ur actually making sense
[20:01] mr. fuck u: Of course i make sense
[20:01] Sender: cocky ass
[20:02] mr. fuck u: Yes that is me
[20:03] mr. cocky ass: How was school
[20:04] Sender: rumi was with me most of the day so no one really bothered me
[20:04] Sender: which was nice
[20:05] mr. cocky ass: What about after school
[20:05] Sender: my mum’s not home and i don’t know where my dad is
[20:06] mr. cocky ass: No i meant did anyone bother you after school
[20:07] Sender: i ran away in time and rumi walked with me out the school gates
[20:07] mr. cocky ass: Does she know
[20:08] Sender: no
[20:08] Sender: can we pls stop talking about this
[20:09] mr. cocky ass: Fine
[20:10] Sender: how was skl for you
[20:11] mr. cocky ass: I don’t go to school
[20:11] mr. cocky ass: I dropped out when i was 16
[20:12] Sender: oh
[20:12] Sender: what’s that like then
[20:12] mr. cocky ass: It’s not great
[20:12] mr. cocky ass: No one wants to hire me since i have no qualifications
[20:13] Sender: what about your parents and family
[20:14] mr. cocky ass: I ran away from home dipshit
[20:15] Sender: oh my god im sorry
[20:15] mr. cocky ass: What did i tell you?
[20:16] Sender: oh right don’t apologise sorry
[20:16] Sender: wait fuck shit sorry
[20:16] Sender: NO WAIT FUCK
[20:17] Sender: stop smiling at me i can feel ur smirk though here
[20:17] mr. cocky ass: Well i am a cocky ass
[20:18] mr. cocky ass: have you eaten dinner yet
[20:18] Sender: i’m making some now
[20:19] Sender: have you eaten dinner yet
[20:20] mr. cocky ass: Don’t turn this back on me
[20:20] Sender: how is this fair! u bastard u can’t ask me and then not eat urself
[20:21] mr. cocky ass: Im not hungry
[20:21] Sender: ur so full of bullshit
[20:21] Sender: pls eat something
[20:21] mr. cocky ass: Okay
[20:56] Sender: have u eaten yet
[21:19] mr. cocky ass: Fuck u
[21:22] Sender: sorry to break your heart but i’m not ready for that in a relationship yet
[21:23] mr. cocky ass: Urgh i hate u
[21:24] Sender: i made some noodles
[21:24] mr. cocky ass: What kind
[21:25] Sender: i’m not actually too sure
[21:25] Sender: i found them in the cupboard, they’ve probs been here for quite a while
[21:26] Sender: the front of the packet was kind of worn out but it tasted like… chicken?? maybe???
[21:26] mr. cocky ass: Omg ur a fucking disaster
[21:27] mr. cocky ass: Can u not fucking cook or some shit
[21:27] Sender: hey don’t attack me for my cooking skills, i bet you’re ten times worse
[21:28] mr. cocky ass: Im the best fucking chef youll ever meet
[21:28] mr. cocky ass: Ill make u the best fucking noodles
[21:29] Sender: aw you’ll make me noodles? that’s so sweet
[21:29] Sender: do you do this with all your fake secret boyfriends?
[21:30] mr. cocky ass: Shut up ill punch that smirk off ur face
[21:31] Sender: haha sure
[21:31] Sender: i’m too fast for you
[21:31] mr. cocky ass: Ill beat you up
[21:32] Sender: you’d never be able to even catch me
[21:32] mr. cocky ass: Sure we’ll see
[21:34] Sender: so
[21:34] Sender: just want to say that ur definitely emo
[21:34] Sender: i mean ‘burn the world down’? what kind of non-emo says that? ur def emo admit it
[21:35] mr. emo: Im not emo shut the fuck up
[21:36] Sender: sure jan
[21:36] mr. emo: And who says non-emo like wtf
[16:31] mr. emo: Toga has a science project and she wants to collect real people blood samples to make it look pretty
[16:32] Sender: is… this normal
[16:32] Sender: she’s just kidding right???
[16:33] mr. emo: No shes fucking psycho
[16:33] Sender: okay ngl i’m a little freaked out
[16:34] mr. emo: I would buy some fake blood but i dont have any money
[16:35] Sender: same
[16:35] Sender: okay well not the wanting to buy fake blood bit
[16:35] Sender: what about your other friends? can they help?
[16:36] mr. emo: Jin started a new job today and he was fucking nervous as shit
[16:36] Sender: aw how’d it go?
[16:37] mr. emo: Idk yet
[16:37] mr. emo: Im really tired
[16:38] Sender: same
[16:39] mr. emo: I actually can’t be bothered to type
[16:45] Sender: i could call you
[16:46] Sender: if you want
[16:48] mr. emo: Thatd be nice but later
[16:48] mr. emo: I gotta help toga first
[16:49] Sender: okay!
[16:50] Sender: ur a really good guy
[16:51] mr. emo: No im an asshole believe me
[16:52] Sender: sure mr. emo ill let you think that
[16:53] mr. emo: Fuck u catch ya later
[16:54] Sender: yeah ttly later ^u^
[22:03] mr. emo: Hey u still there
[22:04] Sender: yeah i just need to be quiet since mum’s home
[22:04] Sender: but i can still call!
[22:04] Sender: if u still want to
[22:05] mr. emo: Yeah i do
[22:05] Sender: ok hold on lemme get my earphones
[22:06] Sender: ok i’m back
[22:07] mr. emo started a call
[00:34]
call ended