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Danganronpa Characters As I Don’t Even Know What Anymore

Summary:

Random things I just made up for the characters, incorrect quotes and and more!

10 per chapter!

I think this is pretty much discontinued at this point

Where I get most of the incorrect quotes: https://incorrectquotesideas.tumblr.com/

Notes:

If I don't know what it's from, it won't say on the quote.

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

1. (Things me and my friends/family have said)

Shuichi: Hey, guys. Can I sit with you today?

Rantaro: Alright, who died?

Shuichi:...Well, I died inside , but that was a long time ago.

Kokichi: I’ve been dead inside for years , honey, where have you been all this time~?

(Note: Dead inside Kokichi is my aesthetic.)

 

2. (Random)

(Over text)

Chiaki: Do you ever wonder if life is a video game and the player is watching you and controlling your every movement?

Chiaki: But then you realize that it would be more terrifying if you weren’t the main character of the game and you were a freaking side character, completely insignificant to the story.

Hajime: NANAMI IT’S 5 AM, WTF, GO TO SLEEP.

 

3. (Incorrect quote) (Sanders Sides) (Bloopers)

Shuichi: [Looks at the Shuichi Saihara Support Group™ (Kaito, Maki, Kokichi, Rantaro, Kiibo, Gonta, and Kaede)]

Shuichi: The gang’s all here, so it is obvious…

Shuichi: I have something wrong with me.

 

4. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: [upset] I want you to look at me straight in the eyes-

Kokichi: You can’t have me look at those golden eyes and expect me to be straight.

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

After that, Shuichi was so flustered that he forgot why he was mad in the first place.

 

5. (Incorrect quote)

Maki: What would you do if I broke up with you?

Kaito: I’d get back with my ex.

Maki: [angry] Oh, really now… well then we’re over!

Kaito: I love you!

Maki: [looking away, crying] Say that to your ex…

Kaito: You are my ex

Maki: …

Maki: Don’t you dare scare me like that!

 

6. (Incorrect quote)

Kaito: [to Maki] That was an overall successful trip!

Shuichi: GUYS! WE LOST KOKICHI!

Maki: Overall, a successful trip.

 

7. (Incorrect quote)

Nagito: I’m trash.

Hajime: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.

Hajime: [winking] Is seven okay?

 

8. (From Sanders Sides)

Shuichi: Alright, everyone please welcome…

Shuichi: ...my anxiety.

 

9. (From Sanders Sides)

Makoto: [Talking about Byakuya, mumbling] He’s made mistakes before.

Byakuya: An uncommon occurrence!

Makoto: Well then, you might say the amount of mistakes you’ve made is...infinitesimal?

Byakuya: YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE, AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

 

10. (Things me and my friends/family have said)

Korekiyo: Morning, guys, so I’m like 60% sure there’s a ghost in my room.

Tsumugi: Cool.

Chapter 2

Chapter Text

1. (From Sanders Sides)

Shuichi: I’m too emotionally unstable for jury duty, can I be excused?

 

2. (From Sanders Sides)

Monokuma: Um, I broke my gavel

Kokichi: I don’t care. Wonderful!

 

3. (Incorrect quote)

Kokichi: Do you want to hang out with us at Mcdonalds?

Shuichi: My heart says yes, but my anxiety says no.

Kokichi: Sorry, all I heard was yes, come oN LET’S GO IN THE BALLPIT!

Shuichi: KOKICHI, MY ANXIETY SAYS NO!

Kokichi: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!

Shuichi: KOKICHI!

Kokichi: B A L L P I T

 

4. (Incorrect quote)

Nagito: I want to be like a caterpillar

Hajime: Explain?

Nagito: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Hajime: You know they have a lifespan of about a week, right?

Nagito: That’s just another highlight.

 

5. (Incorrect quote)

Maki: I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.

Kokichi: And for punching me in the face?

Maki: No. You definitely deserved that.

 

Bonus!

Everyone, including Kokichi: That’s fair.

 

6. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: [wears dark grey]

Kokichi: Breaking out the spring colors I see.

 

7. (Random, but I might have seen something like this before)

Shuichi: [exists]

Kokichi: I  L O V E  H I M

 

8. (Vine)

Nagito: Just let me know when you want me to go.

Hajime: WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR FOUR YEARS!

 

9. (Vine Skit)

Kaito: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY FOR TWO SECONDS !

Kokichi: [two seconds later]...Well, anygay.

 

10. (From Gravity Falls)

Makoto: You’re insane!

Monokuma: Sure I am, what’s your point?

Chapter 3

Notes:

Thank you so much for your comments, I really enjoy reading them!

Chapter Text

1. (Incorrect quote)

Kaito: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Maki: You’re a hazard to society.

Kokichi: And a coward. Do twenty.

 

2. (Random)

Hajime: Nanami.

Chiaki: [gaming] …

Hajime: Nanami!

Chiaki: [still gaming] ...

Hajime: NANAMI!

Chiaki: [turns away from her game to face him] yeah?

Hajime: I-

Chiaki: [falls asleep]

Hajime: NANAMI!!!

 

3. (Incorrect quote)(vine)

Makoto: Hey, I just found this quiz online that tells you what kind of donut you would be.

Hina: You think I don’t already know WHAT KIND OF DONUT I WOULD BE!

 

4. (Incorrect quote)(tumblr)

Kirumi: [Knocking on Kokichi’s door] Ouma! We need to go! Come out!

Kokichi: I’M GAY!

Kirumi: ...Not what I meant, but I support you!

 

5. (Incorrect quote)

Kokichi: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Hajime: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Kaito: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Nagito: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Shuichi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

 

If they ever met, this is what would happen, I’m telling you right now.

 

6. (Incorrect quote)

Maki: What happened?

Kokichi: Alright, but you can’t get mad.

Maki: What happened?

Kokichi: Okay, so I was minding my own business...

Maki: Liar.

Kokichi: I was!

 

7. (Incorrect quote)

Tsumugi: Are you a cuddler?

Kokichi: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC-yeah, I’m a cuddler.

 

8. (Incorrect quote)

Hajime: Are you all right? You didn’t sleep at all last night.

Chiaki: I got a solid eight minutes.

Chiaki: Not consecutively, but it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.

 

9. (A bunch of “when life gives you lemons” memes from Google)

Hajime: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

Kaito: When life gives you lemons, chuck them at life’s face and say, “NO, THANK YOU”

Maki: When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.

Nagito: When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your own eye so that the pain of the citrus will mask the crippling emptiness that you normally feel.

Kokichi: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Now sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

Monokuma: When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price.

Shuichi: When life gives you lemons, you have lemons.

 

10. (Incorrect quote)

Korekiyo: Can you pass me the pepper?

Person: What’s the magic word~

Korekiyo: *begins chanting in Latin*

Person: JUST TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!

Chapter 4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

1. (Random)

Shuichi: Hey, everyone, raise your hand if you’re dead inside.

Everyone: [raises hand]

2. (Incorrect quote)

Kokichi: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Kokichi: [aggressively throws water bottles]

Shuichi: Uh…

Maki: He’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us.

Kokichi: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Shuichi: [crying] It’s working.

3. (Incorrect quote)

Kaito: When you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush?

Shuichi: No. No, see when I meet somebody, it’s mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

4. (Incorrect quote)

Junko: Murder is like potato chips: you can’t stop with just one.

5. (From Gravity Falls)

Shuichi: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Kaito: ALL IDEAS ARE GOOD IDEAS!

6. (Incorrect quote)

Kokichi: [spins around in a chair ominously] I’ve been expecting y-

Kokichi: [chair continues to spin] Shit.

Kokichi: [tries to stop spinning] Shit!

Kokichi: [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] SHIT!

Kokichi: [falls out of the chair] SHIT!

7. (Incorrect quote)

Anyone: [about Nagito] PERMISSION TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE?!

Hajime: Permission denied...reluctantly.

8. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: Where are you going?

Maki: To get ice cream or commit felony. I’ll decide in the car.

9. (Vine)

Shuichi: I’m so lazy.

Kaito: Don’t you dare!

Shuichi: I can’t do anything right.

Kaito: Shhhhhut up!

Shuichi: I’m just not good enough…

Kaito: I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP!

10. (From Sanders Sides)

Shuichi: That, ...um could have gone worse, right? ...Could that have gone...worse?

Notes:

Sorry this is a little later than normal, I usually do about 8 of these the previous night, then finish it in the morning, but I didn't do that this time because I was working on something else.

Chapter 5

Chapter Text

1. (From Sanders Sides)

Makoto: Your most extreme reaction is an eyebrow raise.

Byakuya: FALSEHOOD!

Makoto: ...I stand corrected.

 

2. (Incorrect quote)

Maki: I know you snuck out last night, Kaito.

Kaito, internally: Play dumb!

Kaito: Who’s Kaito?

Kaito, internally: Not that dumb!

 

3. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: Tell me a random thing about space.

Kaito: Abraham Lincoln is president of Mars.

Shuichi: What the fuck?

Kaito: I don’t know, Ouma said it and it’s been haunting me since.

 

4. (Things me and my friends/family have said)

Shuichi: Do you ever just think the words “life is dead,” but then you realize that that makes no sense?

Kaito: ...No?

 

5. (Things me and my friends/family have said)(Steven Universe reference)

Mahiru: [joking] Do you ever just corrupt because someone stole your snackies?

Akane: People don’t steal my snackies because they’re too afraid I’ll corrupt.

 

6. (Incorrect quote)

Kaito: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

 

7. (Incorrect quote)

Kirumi: Ouma, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Kokichi: Ooh, someone's in trouble! It's me. I don't know why I did that.

 

8. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Kokichi: We could attack them with hummus.

Shuichi: I stand corrected.

Kokichi: Just keeping things in perspective.

 

9. (Incorrect quote)

Hajime: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Nagito: It's Nagito.

Hajime: What did he do this time?

Nagito: No, it's me, Nagito. It's actually me.

Hajime: What did you do this time?

 

10. (Incorrect quote)

Kokichi: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Shuichi: Kokichi, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Kokichi: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Chapter 6

Notes:

AHHH I'M SO LATE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

1. (Incorrect quote)

Kokichi: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Shuichi: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Kokichi: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Shuichi: I pity your dentist.

Kokichi: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

 

2. (Things me and my friends/family have said)

Maki: Do I eat chili with a fork or a spoon, I forgot?

Kokichi, who doesn’t like chili: Well, don’t look at me.

Maki: [Proceeds to look at him, menacingly]

Maki:

Kokichi:

Maki: What are you gonna do about it?

 

3. (Things me and my friend/family have said)

Someone, at some point: If worse goes to worst, we have soup. (Don’t ask)

 

4. (Random)

Kaito: The impossible is possible! All ya gotta do is make it so!

Kokichi: [Holds up a picture of an impossible triangle]

 

5. (Incorrect quote)

Kokichi: Momota-chan, do you think I’ve been a dick to everybody?

Kaito:

Kokichi: I need you to answer me buddy, please. Please tell me I’m a good person. Please, deep down, just tell me I’m a good person.

Kaito: [slowly turns their head to face Kokichi]

Kaito: Bitch.

Kaito: You have been so fuckin rude. To everyone. All the time.

 

6. (From The Owl House)

Kokichi, being chased by a cop: What do you want from me? I’ve never broken any of your stupid laws.

Kokichi: …In front of you.

 

7. (Incorrect quote)

Nagito: My only talent is breathing.

Fuyuhiko: You have asthma, moron.

 

8. (Incorrect quote)

Kaede: Where’s Saihara-kun?

Kokichi: I don’t know. He left.

Kaede: What? Why?

Kokichi: We were watching Spongebob, and he stood up and said “life is too short” and walked out.

 

9. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: What’ll make you feel better?

Kokichi: [shrugs]

Shuichi: Do you want a cookie?

Kokichi: [nods]

 

10. (A bunch of “when life gives you lemons” memes from Google [Pt. 2, the less funny version])

Makoto: When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.

Kaede: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Kyoko: When life gives you lemons, exchange them at the store for something more edible.

Mahiru: When life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey-free lemons

Hiyoko: When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at your enemies.

Kirumi: When Life gives you lemons, ask them for sugar and water too. Otherwise, your final product would be some acidic lemon juice.

Fuyuhiko: When Life gives you lemons, tell Life to get a life because lemons are a terrible gift.

Notes:

Umm...so, hopefully, I'll post every Wednesday from now on??? Feel free to bug me in the comments if I skip on that, as long as you're not being rude about it. It'll remind me to write and/or post

Chapter 7: The Saiouma Chapter Pt. 1

Summary:

This is chapter with only Saiouma. Enjoy!

Chapter Text

1. (Random)

Shuichi: WAIT, YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ME BACK?!

Kokichi: Uh, Shuichi...we’ve been dating for months.

Shuichi: WAIT, SO YOU WHEN YOU ASKED ME OUT, YOU MEANT, LIKE, ROMANTICALLY?!

Kokichi: Okay, what the fuck.

 

2. (Incorrect quote)

Director : Cut! Ouma, you have to be angry at Saihara! You’re supposed to be fighting in this scene, remember?

Kokichi: I can’t be mad at Shumai, though! Look at him! It’s like trying to be angry at a goddamn cinnamon roll!

 

3. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Kokichi: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

 

4. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: Our first year as a married couple and we’re still in love.

Kokichi: In your face, those who said we wouldn’t last a year!

Maki: I stand by my wedding toast.

 

5. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: Ouma-kun and I-

Kaede: Are getting married?

Shuichi: No, we-

Kaede, pulling out a binder: Sit down. I have planned out the entire thing.

 

6. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: But Ouma-kun said I’m not his type.

The Entire Fandom: That’s impossible, you’re everyone’s type.

 

7. (Incorrect quote)

Rantaro: Just tell him “you’re beautiful”.

Kokichi: Good idea, thanks.

[a few minutes later]

Kokichi: I’m beautiful.

Shuichi: …I knew that already.

 

8. (Incorrect quote)

Kokichi: My hands are cold.

Shuichi: [holds Kokichi’s hands] There you go.

Kokichi:

Kokichi: Huh, for some reason, my lips are getting cold too.

 

9. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: I think you’d make a decent boyfriend.

Kokichi: I’d make a great boyfriend!

Kaito: What is happening?

 

10. (Incorrect quote)

Shuichi: Isn’t there someone else you can torture?

Kokichi: Probably, but I choose you.