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1. Kidnapped By Pirates Is Good by witchy_teacup

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Jun 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Canon Compliant
   • Smut
   • Shameless Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Oral Sex
   • And Lots of It
   • The Arrangement (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • But they won't say the L-word
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is a Pirate
   • Crowley Kidnaps Aziraphale
   • sorta - Freeform
   • BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Post-"Fraternizing" Argument in St. James's
   • Light Angst
   • But Mostly Smut
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Gentle Sex
   • Desk Sex
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Anal Sex
   • Switching
   • 6000 Years of Pining (Good Omens)
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Coming Untouched

   Summary

   In the year 1899, Aziraphale finds himself on a ship bound for the USA for an assignment when his ship is attacked by pirates. In the ensuing battle, the former guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden comes face to face with the dastardly pirate captain himself.

   Or: Crowley becomes a pirate after Aziraphale rejected his request for Holy Water. Smut ensues.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,232

   Chapters:

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