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gon
gon
Hey Alluka!
alluka! ♡
why is your profile picture a frog wearing a cowboy hat? lmao
gon
Because it's cute
Why would you make your profile pic anything but a frog with a cowboy hat and lasso?
alluka! ♡
fair enough, it's cute :)
gon
fuck yeah
Hang on lemme invite you to our server
alluka! ♡
who's in it?
gon
Well there's me (ofc), Leorio, Kurapika, Zushi, and some other people you haven't met
They're rlly cool tho!
alluka! ♡
ooh sounds fun :p
# general
super ultra karate man
Alluka!!!
i mean hey alluka
alluka! ♡
LMAO hi zushi
Heavenly Overlord and Master
Zushi don't be shy
We must welcome our new member with open arms
pika-chan uwu~
You make it sound like we're a cult or something.
Heavenly Overlord and Master
We arent?
pika-chan uwu~
Fair enough. What are we worshipping, O Heavenly Master?
Heavenly Overlord and Master
Frog in a cowboy hat
alluka! ♡
FROG IN A COWBOY HAT!!!
squid kid
squid kid
GON
GON!!!
GON FREECSS.
gon
Whats up Ikalgo
squid kid
why is alluka zoldyck in our server
gon
Oh yeah
She just transferred here, we became friends today
is there a problem with her?
squid kid
nono i'm sure she's great
it's just the fact that she's a ZOLDYCK
gon
wdym
squid kid
i'm friends with her brother and they are HARDCORE
like
HARD
CORE
every time i go to hang out with him i have to pass through like 5 security checks
what's a zoldyck doing in public school?
gon
No clue
She has a brother? What's he like?
squid kid
oh he's an asshole
but he's great, wouldn't look like it but he's really shy
dotes on his sister tho, he would murder for her
gon
Alluka?
squid kid
yeah, i don't doubt the second she tells him about you guys you're going to be getting a plethora of angry
dms saying shit like
"If you so much as breathe in the wrong direction around her, I'll kill you."
"Are you trying to take advantage of my baby sister?"
gon
woah
Sounds intense
squid kid
yeah, just be careful. do NOT piss her brother off, otherwise you're dead meat.
gon
Good to know, thanks for lmk
squid kid
yeah no problem, if killua knew i was doing this he'd wring my spine from my body too so i'm doing this to
save both your ass and my own
gon
Thank God for our asses
His names Killua? Thats a pretty name
squid kid
can you stop being gay for five seconds please
gon
I CANT HELP MY HOMOSEXUALITY!!!
Alluka laughs down at her phone, her eyes bright. She turned to her brother, who was eyeing her apprehensively.
“You’re looking at me like I’m a serial killer or something,” she noted. Killua sputtered, his pale complexion turning beet red.
“I’m not! I just noticed that you look… suspiciously happy for someone who was just sent to public school,” he nervously replied, squinting his eyes. “What happened?”
“Oh, nothing much. I just made some new friends! They invited me to their Discord server. I never expected to meet such nice people on the first day at my new school, especially since I’m a transfer student,” she babbled, regretting it immediately. Killua’s face turned sheet white, standing up abruptly.
“You WHAT?”